Every Iain Lee Absolute Radio Show

Someone called Rosie (not Ribena) leaves a 3 minute answerphone message panning the show and calling Iain "lower than Jonny Vaughan" - but at least his mum loves him.  Davis does his last show, which makes Rob Burnett cry but the big news is Iain now has 4 Michael Jackson tickets for sale ... seeing as he just died! 

Iain, deep in his Fleetwood Mac phase, admits he has to fight the urge to leather it in the Polo when 'The Chain' comes on.  Eloise does her cow impression, which is frankly scary and Barry from Watford gets to hear Rob from Pondersend tell his levitating in a police cell story.

Limahl can't help but admit that Rob Burnett is his favourte caller, while Iain gives away Rock Star names.  The dangerous topic of Sex Injuries is discussed and Iain admits he almost broke his wrist once, while Darkbreath got spaff in her eye.  In her eye!

Tonight's the night that came to be known as Vinnygate, in which Varinder would take ANY story from the last eight months given to him by a caller, and put -gate on the end!  Iain meanwhile, welches on a bet regarding The Apprentice (although I can't remember what it was now).

Iain gives away the email address lindseybuckingham1@yahoo.com to Gary from Luton so feel free to email him.  Andre / Andy gets soundboarded without realising and Iain & Eloise eat Hula Hoops. 

Iain tries to poach a listener from Mansfield 103.2 called Kai but he won't have it and Watko wins again.  He later rings a woman in India who has emailed, to only find out it is 5am there!  Oh, and he says 'Lindsey Buckingham' 63 times in 2 minutes.

Iain invites some randoms into the studio today, with only one person being booted out for being a bell and no murdering or bumming being done.  Professor Heinz Wolff & Kid Creole both claim Rob Burnett is their favourite radio caller. 

Iain tells of a new tv sitcom he rehearsing for called 'Scum Also Rises' (later changed to The Persuasionists) but rues that he didn't get any laughs while Adam Buxton got loads.  Rob from Pondersend makes his first call, Iain swears down he'll take Alan Caddick on a plane (they both forget about it over time) and Iain does the full show as if it was pre-recorded in the week - mostly confusion.

A BIG show today.  Iain and Eloise do their first solo show as Davis is off due to tragically losing a bollock in a spinning accident.  Also, Iain thinks clams underwater look like "pulsating psychedelic vaginas" - filth!  Rob congratulates Iain on convincing a woman he's straight by marrying Fandango and Andy in Basildon - soon to become Andre - calls 'Tim' a lot.  Good news from the Sonys when Iain (but mainly Barry from Watford) wins a Sony Silver, coming second to a bunch of prisoners.  ANDY PARTRIDGE of XTC gives a brilliant phone interview, Milly Cupcakes does limericks for Iain, Elosie, Rob Burnett, but the main event is Iain wrestling a listener called Matt Early AND KICKING HIS ARSE!

Iain, regretting not keeping his appointment on Friday with the bum doctor, is a bit of a mess down there.  There's a loud thunk as he drops Jimi Mistry's name when describing a nutter in their local gym, the show builds a house from listener's spare rooms and Iain's finished the biography of Lindsey Buckingham so the obsession begins.

Iain goes to see David Byrne in Brighton, although he's delayed when he can't find the car and realises he left it at a train station.  When he does eventually get there he sits next to Fatboy Slim.  Rob Burnett declares his love for 'Delicious' Davis and Iain chooses a listener to wrestle. 

Tonight Iain introduces a bunch of new beds, including Gonna Fly Now and a cd called synthsonic sounds which Paul Ross gave him two years before.  Iain has FINALLY watched JCVD and loves it, he's recognised in the street by Christopher Eccleston, they try to do the A-Z of actors and a Nigerian scammer has tried to con him - see Shindiggory.

Iain April Fools Barry from Watford into thinking he's won £20 grand on Who's Colin Christian ... and then has to deal with a crying old man.  Iain gets told off in text from Fandango for revealing too much on air; the ineptness of the gang as thieves is revealed and Iain has a new catchphrase - Yo yo yo, bumrush the show.

Iain asks if you've ever been caught watching porn / having shepherd's pie - ask Iain about watching Riptide!  Missy's son collected cats whiskers while Iain's nephew has a pet spud.  Max from Crouch End treats his bad chest with Ibulieve, while Iain treats his by taking it to the zoo.

No Beds Special and only callers allowed on that have names in songs.  Iain wasn't able to attend the recent Absolute Radio party due to a previous engagement and general antipathy towards frivolities - Davis went but didn't get any 'Jack and Danny'.  Randy uses bread as emergency toilet paper, a listener learns not to email crap to Iain and include his phone number when Iain rings him at half two and wakes the house up!  A really good interview with documentarian NICK BROOMFIELD (PPR)

This show is an Arguing Special, resulting in Iain and Alan Caddick having a row about horse racing and we get a glimmer of Alan's 'Excuse Me' rant catchphrase.  Iain finds out a listener called Lianna wants to tattoo his name on her arse, on the opposing cheek to Allan Lake's name!  Anxious Man plays a 15 minute Pradeep and a brillant SPARKS interview (PL) Oh, Iain has a tache.

Iain continues in his mission to massacre all the great songs by singing Bohemian Rhapsody with Eloise and Julia Abbott.  A party of some sort is happening in the building, resulting in a drunk getting thrown out of the studio.  Today's rob Burnett fan is Chris de Burgh.

Rob Burnett helps Iain by giving an interesting travel  report, which is good as he is Kim Wilde's favourite caller.  Iain and Ben Jones decide Zoolander will be the choice for the new film club podcast.

Some good Pradeeping today when Eloise destroys Alan Caddick.  Iain is happy as he managed to get tickets for the forthcoming Michael Jackson concerts - what could go wrong?!  Topics include Earworm songs and Expensive Gig Tickets.

Eloise sees the error of her ways and issues an apology to the listeners for her previous actions.  We hear her's and Iain's phoning in sick voices and Iain enthuses about Timerider on youtube.  It's 2 all in the Iain vs Ben competition.