The Hunger Pains: A Parody

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The hilarious instant New York Times bestseller, The Hunger Pains is a loving parody of the dystopian YA novel and film, The Hunger Games.

Winning means wealth, fame, and a life of therapy losing means death, but also fame! This is The Hunger Pains.

When Kantkiss Neverclean replaces her sister as a contestant on the Hunger Games—the second-highest-rated reality TV show in Peaceland, behind Extreme Home Makeover—she has no idea what to expect. Having lived her entire life in the telemarketing district’s worst neighborhood, the Crack, Kantkiss feels unprepared to fight to the death while simultaneously winking and looking adorable for the cameras. But when her survival rests on choosing between the dreamy hunk from home, Carol Handsomestein, or the doughy klutz, Pita Malarkey, Kantkiss discovers that the toughest conflicts may not be found on the battlefield but in her own heart . . . which is unfortunately on a battlefield.


  • HungerPains 01 Open

    Duration: 44s
  • HungerPains 02 Chapter1

    Duration: 17min
  • HungerPains 03 Chapter2

    Duration: 19min
  • HungerPains 04 Chapter3

    Duration: 13min
  • HungerPains 05 Chapter4

    Duration: 18min
  • HungerPains 06 Chapter5

    Duration: 17min
  • HungerPains 07 Chapter6

    Duration: 20min
  • HungerPains 08 Chapter7

    Duration: 16min
  • HungerPains 09 Chapter8

    Duration: 14min
  • HungerPains 10 Chapter9

    Duration: 17min
  • HungerPains 11 Chapter10

    Duration: 12min
  • HungerPains 12 Chapter11

    Duration: 16min
  • HungerPains 13 Chapter12

    Duration: 18min
  • HungerPains 14 Chapter13

    Duration: 23min
  • HungerPains 15 Chapter14

    Duration: 20min
  • HungerPains 16 About

    Duration: 39s
  • HungerPains 17 Credits

    Duration: 01min