Film Geek Central

We've got another great episode of FILM GEEK CENTRAL, featuring all the things you love.Milla Jovovich flies through the air, shooting zombies and basically pleasing her audience in RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE. This one is in 3-D, because everything is.George Clooney plays a really, really moody assassin hiding out in Italy in THE AMERICAN. Think of it as Eat Pray Love, but with murder.Danny Trejo solves the immigration controversy through lots of stabbing in Robert Rodriguez's MACHETE. This one is based on the formerly fake trailer from Grindhouse and also features Robert De Niro, Don Johnson, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan and Jeff Fahey.He's a Mac, she's a PC and they're a thousand miles apart. Justin Long and Drew Barrymore try long-distance relationships in GOING THE DISTANCE.Rob Reiner keeps trying to live down North, this time with a coming of age romance called FLIPPED. This one appears to have a big "Awww" Factor.And Scott gives a solo take on just what he thought of the mean bitey fish

Summer ends, not with a bang but with a whimper. But we're making sure we give the season a big send-off on the next FILM GEEK CENTRAL!First off, we look at the new horror film THE LAST EXORCISM. This is a supernatural spookshow spectacular that blends old school horror with the more modern storytelling techniques of films like Paranormal Activity. Eli Roth produced (but did not direct) this one.We're also one of the only shows brave/stupid enough to review VAMPIRES SUCK. This is a spoof of the Twilight movies from the same guys who gave us the criminally unfunny Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie. Why do they get the money to do these films? Because people go see them. Will this be a change of pace or will we rip it a new one?NANNY MCPHEE RETURNS, whether we want her to or not. Emma Thompson's pet character returns in this family fantasy that had a successful release overseas months ago.CENTURION has us excited, since it's from Neil Marshall. We've dug just about everything this guy

YES, WE'RE STILL ALIVE! After two months of Austin filming and Scott schooling, Film Geek Central returns with a new episode and all sorts of awesomeness!We'll take a look at the Julia Roberts film EAT PRAY LOVE, based on the literary blockbuster. Not to give anything away, but we think it involves lots of eating, praying and loving.Sylvester Stallone brings along a Rogue's Gallery of action stars in for the long-awaited THE EXPENDABLES. This looks like a tough-as-nails action epic that was locked in a vault back in 1987.SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD adds video game aesthetics to the most harrowing of life obstacles - relationships. Edgar Wright of SHAUN OF THE DEAD fame directs.Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg play unlikely buddy cops in THE OTHER GUYS. The presence of Eva Mendes assures there will be something for Scott to admire.And yes, we will talk about the huge Christopher Nolan film everyone else is debating, INCEPTION. This film has become an obsession for much of the country. Our take might surprise you

It's been over a month since our last ep, and that means lots of summer movies to catch up with on Film Geek Central!First up, the long-awaited film adaptation of one of our favorite TV shows, THE A-TEAM. This one actually has some great casting in front of and behind the camera.GET HIM TO THE GREEK is the film we've been nicknaming, "That Film with the Guys We Hate." True, we're not big fans of Jonah Hill or Russell Brand. But will this be as funny as everyone says?SEX AND THE CITY 2 is the sequel to the TV show about formerly promiscuous women who have everything handed to them and still find plenty to complain about.PRINCE OF PERSIA is the newest video game adaptation, this one from Jerry Bruckheimer and Company. We know Jake Gyllenhaal can romance cowboys and talk with mutant bunnies, but can he carry an action film?SPLICE is a low-budget horror film which was nonetheless given a huge push for the summer. We've been wanting a good monster movie for a long time, so hopefully this is it.SHREK FOREVER AFTER

The summer movie season is here and whether it's Tony Stark's armor or Freddy Krueger's fingers this show is all about METAL!!! IRON MAN 2 is bound to be a huge hit. This sequel to the 2008 film brings Robert Downey Jr. back as the hero. In addition to Gwyneth Paltrow and Don Cheadle (replacing Terrence Howard), Tony Stark must also contend with Scarlett Johnansen, Sam Rockwell and Mickey Rourke. Marvel Comics produced this one, which is almost always a good sign.A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET is the remake of Wes Craven's 1984 horror classic. Jackie Earle Haley (WATCHMEN, SHUTTER ISLAND) plays Freddy Krueger this time out in a remake that is more like the gritty original than the humorous sequels.FURRY VENGEANCE is not an internet fetish site, but a new family comedy starring Brendan Fraser. When a real estate developer is about to knock down a nature preserve, the animals of the forest strike back. Hilarity ensues, we hope.THE LOSERS is another comic adaptation, this one a tongue-in-cheek action title from a few

It's been a few weeks since we had an episode, but we're back this week with what's sure to be one of our best Film Geek Centrals yet!KICK-ASS (don't hate us, BTR censors, it's the name of the film) is a new film based on the controversial Mark Millar comic. In it, a bunch of ordinary young people (and Nicholas Cage) decide to become superheroes with surprising results.THE RUNAWAYS was Scott's #2 Most Awaited Film of 2010. This music biopic is based on Cherie Currie's memoirs chronicling her time in the teenage all-girl rock band of the 1970s. Dakota Fanning plays Curie, while Kristin Stewart plays Joan Jett.CLASH OF THE TITANS is the remake of the 1981 Greek mythology epic. The demigod Perseus goes on a quest to slay the Medusa and thus save a city from the deadly Kraken. Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes are among the stars of this "kinda sorta" 3-D epic.RED RIDING TRILOGY is actually three films. Each film takes place in a different year (1974, 1980 and 1983) and follows the efforts of outmatc

We haven't done a show for a couple weeks. That means an extra-packed show for you.PLEASE NOTE: THERE IS ABOUT TWO MINUTES OF SILENCE AROUND THE 79 MINUTE MARK. STICK AROUND, WE WERE JUST HAVING SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.First up, HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON is the newest Dreamworks films (the studio that cranks out hits even though the press keeps telling us they're a failure) to win your family dollar. It's an animated film in which a science-minded viking decides that dragons aren't the terrors he's been raised to believe.HOT TUB TIME MACHINE will be the next comedy hit, and will do better still once it hits DVD. In it, a group of bored middle-aged people get in a hot tub and are mysteriously transported back to 1985.GREENBERG is a new film from director Noah Baumbach (THE SQUID AND THE WHALE) in which Ben Stiller plays a hipster who decides to do nothing for a while. Sort of like how he did nothing in the HEARTBREAK KID remake. Zing!The studio has to be kicking itself over the bombing of THE BOUNTY HUNTER.

We didn't have a show last week, so we're cramming in two weeks' worth of fun on Film Geek Central. GREEN ZONE is not a new Jason Bourne movie, though the studio wouldn't mind if you made that mistake. Matt Damon re-unites with director Paul Greengrass for this story about a U.N. soldier who uncovers a conspiracy in war-torn Iraq.ALICE IN WONDERLAND was a powerhouse at the box office last week. Tim Burton's take on Lewis Carrol's classic tale is more of a sequel than a retelling. At 19 years-old, Alice falls down a rabbit hole and back into Wonderland. And it appears they've been waiting for her.SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE is a new R-rated romantic comedy in which a nerdy airport security man falls for a beautiful woman. But his insecurities get the better of him when he continually asks what she's doing with a loser like him.BROOKLYN'S FINEST is an ensemble piece that reunites the writer and director of TRAINING DAY. In three interconnecting stories, we follow Brooklyn police officers, each in the midst of their

Hey hey, it's our 50th episode of Film Geek Central! Feel free to applaud.First, we're finally getting a look at COP OUT. Now, Austin named this his Least Awaited Film of 2009. If you only saw the original trailer, that's understandable. However, glimpses at several Red Band (read: uncensored) clips have put that in doubt. Will Kevin Smith's cop comedy surprise us all?THE CRAZIES is a film in which several laid back townspeople become infected with a mysterious sickness that turns them into crazed killers. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? But remember, this is a remake of George Romero's underrated film from 1974. That's right, in the world of mordern horror, Romero did everything first.44 INCH CHEST boasts a cast of some of the most talented actors from across the pond. Ray Winstone, Ian McShane, John Hurt, Tom Wilkinson, Stephen Dillane and Joanne Whalley all star in this crime film/psychodrama about a group of friends who take revenge on the man who has been sleeping with one of their wives.THE LAST STATION fi

Film Geek Central is back to find the squishiest part of your film geek brain and poke it repeatedly.First up this week is SHUTTER ISLAND. Are we looking forward to it? Of course we are. Any time we get to see a new Scorsese film, it's like Christmas to any true film geek. This is more of a straight up psychological thriller, a genre he really hasn't tackled since his remake of CAPE FEAR nearly twenty years ago. Boy, do I feel old.We also have the action sequel, DISTRICT B13: ULTIMATUM. This is a sequel to a Luc Besson-produced film from a couple years back. The two heroes of the original try to bring peace to an area ruled over by gang lords. Expect lots of jumping and kicking.We'll also take a look at NORTH FACE, a film that details the adventures of a few mountain climbers as they strive to achieve their goals despite an unforgiving landscape.Finally, SERAPHINE is a film that was released to a number of territories already. It's the true story of Séraphine de Senlis, a modest woman from a common background