Salty Language

Part 2 of 2! We rant about:Man blames talking cat for crimes: http://tinyurl.com/mka3xtkInsta-beer: http://www.geekosystem.com/instant-beer/Squeezing breasts prevents breast cancer: http://tinyurl.com/l8l5xe3At-At Bookshelf: http://tinyurl.com/laprvptSubscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  /http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: S.T.P. by SublimeiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/s.t.p./id90278136?i=90278420

Part 1 of 2! We rant about what we did this past week, glass eye maintanence,Tony's love of landjager, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.com salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Language Voicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: Down South by Mista MaddiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/down-south-featuring-slim/id57720206?i=57720173

New Salty Language Episode 107: In this episode, we rant aboutsaints row http://tinyurl.com/md84loc dead kids http://tinyurl.com/kvc6za7 mario kart kid http://tinyurl.com/m63kmlachurch burglars http://tinyurl.com/n8cvhlo goat vs lion http://tinyurl.com/pwqcuvc blurred lines http://youtu.be/zwT6DZCQi9k opal covey http://tinyurl.com/ltvgej6 amazon item http://tinyurl.com/lh3w36m Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  /http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Skype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.com                                                                                                                      Share with your friends! Opening Song:  Losing My Girl by The Swellers Band site: http://theswellers.tumblr.com/                                                                    

In this episode, we rant about Hot weather = hot tempers: http://tinyurl.com/lrae4azAstrophysicists found a new way to determine how fast supermassive BHs spin: http://tinyurl.com/lqe3faf World dwarf games start Saturday: http://tinyurl.com/lw6vkdd Boy has Ninja Turtle toy sword taken because it looks real: http://tinyurl.com/lcl3wpm Raper arrested after bragging about murder in song: http://tinyurl.com/ksaux3d Texas running out of lethal injection drug: http://tinyurl.com/q8ezkms Site of the week: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/7-days-a-geek-presents-oz-downunder-up-top Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Skype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.com                                                                                             

In this episode, we rant about Weiner is at it again: http://tinyurl.com/mxm8j3uIdiot gets convicted after tattooing crime scene on chest: http://tinyurl.com/knoufgg Man accidentally turns himself in for child porn: http://tinyurl.com/l9g3h7v Homecoming queen campaigner wants Nirvana to do a video: http://tinyurl.com/nuxjwzm Man pushes one legged man off of scooter: http://tinyurl.com/mjzz2oyIndia mistakes planets for drones: http://tinyurl.com/obfmq42 Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.com                                                                                                                 Share with your friends!                                                                                       

In this episode, we rant about $120 Kanye shirt sells out: http://tinyurl.com/kufjyl6 Bauhaus coffee shop moving upsets patrons: http://tinyurl.com/k4j6oy6 Arrest order issued for Ric Flair: http://tinyurl.com/ldjvygb Pizzeria owner accused of jerkin' in the office: http://tinyurl.com/mzfvmme Woman uses baby as human shield: http://tinyurl.com/ke62mb5 Runner caught pooping in man's yard: http://tinyurl.com/oreyzk8 Unemployed man rejects job because of hat: http://tinyurl.com/km9tjzrSex offender claims his pants "fell down": http://tinyurl.com/l4fwdz9 Man tries to hide cocaine by eating it: http://tinyurl.com/mtjlp7l Mets screw up event for Native Americans: http://tinyurl.com/pxpgdmb Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2

 In this episode, we rant about these stories: Lululemon says see through pants being worn too small: http://tinyurl.com/nyxfek7Man destroys expensive comics for sculpture: http://tinyurl.com/oslhcvb Naked girl distracts person, home is robbed: http://tinyurl.com/k58luuu Man crashes 8 year old's birthday party: http://tinyurl.com/k3ev7hk Man caught masturbating on his bike: http://tinyurl.com/qamyyh3 Man caught having sex with pool raft: http://tinyurl.com/nx38tc5 Accused voyeur hid camera to spy on daughter: http://tinyurl.com/mm2e9te Ice cream truck driver arrested for DWI: http://tinyurl.com/ny6tklc Target issues racist document: http://tinyurl.com/mz92h2a Sink-urinal: http://tinyurl.com/p7fvbbc Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail:

New Episode! Salty Language 102. In this episode, we rant about Dennis Rodman wants a Nobel Prize, testicles have taste receptors, gamma ray burst in 8th century, head transplants, man throws a spear at a car, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: Jet Black by JawbreakerBreak Song: Want by JawbreakeriTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/jawbreaker/id3531786 Story links: Rodman wants Nobel Peace Prize: http://tinyurl.com/kz9ua5kTesticle taste receptors: http://tinyurl.com/p2peft2 Gamma ray burst in 8th century: http://tinyurl.com/b7mapfp Head transplants: http://tinyurl.com/k5a7ufp Man throws spear at car: http://tinyurl.com/k68p2kv

In this episode, we rant about A man overdosing on cheddar biscuits, Endless Ions, Theft stopped because old man took too long, 25 bike cops stop a couple banging, voice mail, we have beef with another podcast, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: So Far Away by Teenage BottlerocketiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/so-far-away/id56425389?i=56425387 Episode links: Man in coma after overdosing on cheddar biscuits: http://tinyurl.com/kvjjqmn Endless Ions: http://tinyurl.com/pvdj39c Theft stopped because old man took too long: http://tinyurl.com/nhspj4s 25 bike cops catch couple banging: http://tinyurl.com/ofsj3qt Site of the week: efukt.com

This is our 100th episode, so we switch it up and talk almost exclusively science stuff! We sprinkle in some calcufacts, and we also discuss taking a narcissism test!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: A Certain Romance by Arctic MonkeysiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/a-certain-romance/id121522402?i=121522387 Episode links: Update on Xbox One: http://i.imgur.com/MLPe57O.pngFingertip regrowth: http://tinyurl.com/l3p683u Most distant exoplanet: http://tinyurl.com/lbzhnpd Variable star: http://tinyurl.com/kwnqn6u Comet factory: http://tinyurl.com/lbdhu5v Strengthening the Big Bang Theory: http://tinyurl.com/kkedgsh MIT student develops tech to coach p

In this episode, we rant about a lot of stuff, so we cut down the news this week. We talked about the Xbox One vs. PS4, people who use Twitter or Facebook are narcissists, man stabs his brother over mac-n-cheese and beer spillage, voice mails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song:Surrender by Less Than JakeiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/surrender/id1420810?i=1420796 Episode Links: Facebook and Twitter are magnets for narcissists: http://tinyurl.com/lwzvyvq Stabbing over mac-n-cheese and spilled beer: http://tinyurl.com/kzacq46

In this episode, we rant about a kid interrogated for 2 hours over toy gun, religious fundamentalism a curable "mental disease", teen DQ'ed for entering too many science competitions, meth lab stopped on AFB property, sex toy thief, teen turned away from prom for too much cleavage and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: Black Dog by Led ZeppeliniTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/black-dog/id580708175?i=580708177 Episode links: 5 year old wets himself during 2 hour school interrogation: http://tinyurl.com/k2jkscr Religious fundamentalism a curable "mental disease": http://tinyurl.com/jvtg37n Teens that builds nuclear reactor DQ'ed from competition: http:/

In this episode, we rant about a mother/daughter porn duo, AK-47 used in argument about rabbits, man drives drunk while having sex, Chinese baby stuck in sewer, high school teacher tells students about 5th ammendment, Al-Qaida fires troublesome employee, Papa John's employee racist voicemail, a Site of the Week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: Diner Song by State RadioiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/diner-song/id395631930?i=395631957 Story links: Mother /Daughter porn duo: http://tinyurl.com/oyots4z AK-47 in argument about rabbits: http://tinyurl.com/m5h7luq Man drives drunk while having sex: http://tinyurl.com/nzgbsr5 Chinese baby in se

In this episode, we rant about a woman that has part of her skull stored in her abdomen, NASA funds 3-D food printer, woman dies-gives birth-comes back to life, Spain's flawed subs, woman claims she's too attractive to work, mom has son arrested for stealing her Pop Tarts, Christopher Lee makes a Metal album, man's last minute date invite and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song:Clear The Air by Off With Their HeadsiTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/p3sfj8u Episode links: Woman has brain surgery, piece of skull stored in abdomen: http://tinyurl.com/9qupbkc NASA funds 3-D food printer: http://tinyurl.com/n6ablz7 Woman dies, gives birth, then comes back to life: http:/

In this episode, Bryan is drunkish, Tate is sniffly, and Tony is tired. We rant about the Abercrombie contreversy, man that uses trickery to kill gf's fetus, butcher that feeds pot to pigs, man has sex with a hornet's nest, man robs a bank after paying a wizard to make him invisible, moms that pay handicapped tour guides to bypass lines and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: Million Bucks by All Episode links: Abercrombie controversy: http://tinyurl.com/bsn9pkb Linkedin prostitutes; http://tinyurl.com/a9yb6xq Man killed gf's fetus using "trickery" : http://tinyurl.com/azj33km Butcher feeds pot to pigs, creating "high quality" meat: http://tinyurl.com/c5cuvx5

In this episode, we rant about a man that blows up his house because wife goes on picnic without him, movie theater stunt goes wrong, man's obsession gets him disability payment, Rodman going back to N. Korea, man loses life's savings at carnival game, mother earches WebMD after son is shot by guest, man asks for 7up and gets Sprite then sues, teacher accused of having sexual relationship with students and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: Silly Girl by The DescendentsiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/silly-girl/id117333239?i=117333211Closing song: Thrift Shop by Macklemore and Ryan LewisiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/thrift-shop-feat.-w

In this episode, we rant about Mike Tyson's GF ate his pet pigeon, mom makes 14 yr old daughter impregnate herself, judge makes funny ruling on pasties, man tells police he's a monkey, woman robs teen that solicited her for sex, a school shooting drill scares teachers, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: The Suffering by FishboneiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/suffering/id283073344?i=283073430 Episode links: Follow up on Mars trip: http://tinyurl.com/d7u8lhfRicin found in dojo of man trying frame Elvis impersonator: http://tinyurl.com/d8x6bdc Mike Tyson's gf ate his pet pigeon: http://tinyurl.com/d48alw7Mom makes 14 year old daughter impregnate

In this episode, we rant about A 1 way trip to Mars, ricin mailer obsessed with organ harvesting, penis size study, crazy letter from a sorority girl, man sues wife for being ugly, radio dj's in trouble over dumb prank, man slashes tires to meet women, man dies from testicles being squeezed, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song: Last Caress by The MisfitsiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/last-caress/id42171478?i=42171403 Episode Links: 1 Way trip to Mars trip accepting applications: http://tinyurl.com/c9fnrts Alleged ricin mailer obsessed with harvesting organs: http://tinyurl.com/clo9ytf Penis size a marker of attractiveness: http://tinyurl.com/bnep

In this episode, we rant about Teacher too racist to grope kid, goat held for robbery, priest accused of rape won't talk about it, pantsless stalker found in bedroom and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Can I say by Dag NastyiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/can-i-say/id54535002?i=54534754 Episode stories: Teacher says she's too racist to touch black people: http://tinyurl.com/d8pryu7 Police in Nigeria are holding a goat for robbery: http://tinyurl.com/bvsevhb Priest accused of rape won't talk about it: http://tinyurl.com/chr5rsr Pantsless stalker found in bedroom: http://tinyurl.com/cvu3z3e

In this episode, we rant about Scientists say ET genetic code in our DNA, councilman's Pagan rituals exposed, circumcision ritual gives kid herpes, man arrested for letting toddler loose with booze, Reddit user confesses to murder?, man sexually assaulted by 4 women, looking at breasts can improve health, attractive convict, former Vice-Mayor hangs junk out car window at 90 mph, Song lyrics for 'Accidental Racist' and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Skype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) by Joan Jett and the BlackheartsiTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/do-you-wanna-touch-me-oh-yeah/id355815845?i=355816025 Episode links: 2 scientists say ET genetic code in