Salty Language

In this episode, we rant about Xbox players better in bed, Gate to hell found, Target's oops, Wal-Mart changes sell by dates, Student wants to open dumpster diving cafe, April Fool's prank gets cops called, Woman goes out in a blaze of glory, Zombie ex-girlfriend shooting target, woman bares buttocks and attacks ex. All this and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Rape Me by NirvanaBuy it https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/rape-me/id115183?i=115165Middle song Hey Man, Nice Shot by FilterBuy it https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/hey-man-nice-shot/id306549632?i=306549682 Episode links: Xbox players better in bed? http://tinyurl.com/d8thmp5Scientists find the gate to hell:

In this episode, we rant about Amazon defending free speech, dino sex study, spork for a hand, prostitute comes back to life, Jesus billboard over strip club ad, yoga pants recall, woman negotiates car price with blowie, woman hides crack cookie, man chased jogger that was "pretty", voice mails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comCWERadio.comShare with your friends!Opening song Death or Glory by Social DistortioniTunes link https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/death-or-glory-edited/id65430950?i=65430952 Episode links: Amazon defends use of "C" word: http://tinyurl.com/ctb7glnDinosaur sex study: http://tinyurl.com/ce26j2w Spork for a hand: http://tinyurl.com/c3c2zx8 Alleged son of WBC leader attacked

In this episode, Tate returns, we go extra long and we rant about an Ohio prosecurot indicts a groundhog, the devil looks like Obama, Rodman visits the Vatican, idiot wants to remove his tattoos, man fakes a knife attack to impress date, strip club raid reveals guns drugs and prostitutes, woman arrested pantsless for attacking boyfriend, anal cleavage syringe, man is having a penis made from his arm, former cheerleader assaults 12 year old boy, naked man was high on Jesus, our Top 5 People That You Should Never Accept Advice From and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Freeze Up by Operation Ivy Episode links: Ohio prosecutor indicts groundhog: http://tinyurl.com/

In this episode, no Tate, but we rant about adults funtionally cured of HIV, sex in space, man wrestles shark and gets fired, homeless man caught living in hospital, taco meat fight, woman ticketed for going 2 mph under limit, Fresh Prince theme song leads to lockdown, Vatican buys on of Europe's largest gay saunas, man gets penis cut off at temp job, man banned from a library for wanking, voice mails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song I Have A Date by the VandalsClosing song Warriors Code by Dropkick Murphys Episode links: 14 adults functionally cured of HIV: http://tinyurl.com/aojdu34 Sex in space: http://tinyurl.com/abrqus3 Man wrassles shark, gets fired

In this episode, we rant about a woman that tried to escape on Power Wheels, knife found in birthday cake, robbery stopped with hot coffee, mom duct tapes son's face, man tries to steal PBR and claims it's his genitals, woman had loaded revolver in her vagina, woman tries to sell vhs porn tapes door to door, man tells police "I love cocaine", woman mistakes bottle of sperm for moisturizer, hot turtle sex and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Universe by Punchline Episode links: Woman tries to escape on Power Wheels: http://tinyurl.com/av58x5c Knife found in birthday cake: http://tinyurl.com/chzteyc Robbery stopped with hot coffee: http://tinyurl.com/a8jern2 Mom

In this episode, we rant about a semen fridge, an odd bike accident, Rodman as a diplomat?, Obama's nerd gaffe, frat boys raise mony for transgender member, teacher's stupid prank, Li'l Poopy, woman hides a needle in her anus, couple has sex on corpses they killed, man throws hammers and has a great mug shot, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song You Are(The Government) by Bad ReligionEpisode links: Semen Fridge: http://tinyurl.com/buxgvelBike Accident: http://tinyurl.com/a5d9o7n Rodman loves Kim Jong Un: http://tinyurl.com/b9wfhep Obama combines Star Wars/Star Trek: http://tinyurl.com/bxvgfwz Frat boys raise money for a sex change: http://tinyurl.com/a7o3bfl Teac

In this episode, we rant about A woman that bedazzles her ankle monitor, parents mad over yoga in school, road rage, man slaps baby on flight, woman injured by exploding bullet in her oven, Texas woman calls 911 for cigarettes, kid steals money gets prostitutes, man has $7500 porn collection stolen, man's scratching leads to abuse, woman caught being inappropriate with dog, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Big Pimpin by Jay-ZClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode links: Woman fined for bedazzling her ankle monitor: http://tinyurl.com/bbbutb4 Parents mad over yoga being taught in school: http://tinyurl.com/anhbpgl Road rage: http:/

In this episode, we talk with Anti-Semantic Show's Pradogod about some nonsense, rant about Meteor strikes Russia, demon attacks school, man killed for laughing at how another man ate a sandwich, attraction planned in Bin Laden death town, meth lab port-a-potty, snow penis toppled, mom interrupts school assembly by stripping, man throws semen on women in Wal-Mart, politicians want to criminalize man drives car while sucking dildo, woman catches man fapping and attacks him Voice mails, our Top 5 least favorite foods and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Big Poppa by Notorious B.I.G.Closing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode links: Meteor st

In this episode, we rant about man drunk inside of Wal-Mart, dog steps on gas pedal man dies, man tattoos his name on girl's face, dreadlocks being stolen, hatchet wielding hitchhiker interview, 2 students lose fingers playing tug of war, boy suspended for throwing imaginary grenade, woman tried to kill her husband by poisoning her privates, man serenades police in the nude, a dress that turns transarent, our Top 5 Bucket list items, and moreSubscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Bring Da Noise by Public Enemy and AnthraxClosing Song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode links: Man drunk drives INSIDE Wal-Mart: http://tinyurl.com/9wt38h9 Dog steps on gas pedal, m

In this episode, we rant about a getaway donkey, goat cheese fire shuts down a highway, kid disciplined for making Lego gun, boys have to sign out toilet paper at school, Applebee's fires waitress over tip, woman claim that they preyed away an intruder, pastor claims his penis is blessed, teacher gets fired for posting semi nude pics of herself, handcuffed man acts crazy to police, monkey on the loose, our Top 5 Bands, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song First of the Month by Bones Thugs-N-HarmonyClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode Stories: Getaway donkey foils robbery attempt: http://tinyurl.com/9wmzt7mGoat cheese fire shuts down high

In this episode, we rant about A burn ward mascot, surgeons leave tools in patient, moisturizing jeans, fat shaming to cure obesity, 400 lb woman falls through sidewalk, woman snorts heroin at Applebee's, Air Force finds inappropriate materials during inspection, German soldiers growing breasts, woman hides cocaine and heroin in groin, strippers fight over $1 tip, man breaks into house poops and masturbates, our Top 5 Worst Bands, voicemails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Totally by Screaching WeaselClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode Links: "Flamy" the burn ward mascot http://tinyurl.com/bbavcjd Surgeons leave 16 tools in patient

In this episode, we rant about Chimp addicted to porn, tap water catches on fire, woman drives 900 miles instead of 90, woman offers cop favors to get out of ticket, UFOs over Michigan, condom law in California, U of Toronto basically hosting orgy, man steals wine and flowers to impress lady, woman smothers bf with breasts, man tattooed name near underage girl's vagina, man outsourced job to China, man that jumps on bed says it is serious work, our top, voicemails, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Mustache Man by CakeClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song Eppisode Links Chimp addicted to porn http://tinyurl.com/a9ezzex Tap water catches on fire http://tiny

In this episode, we rant about Twins fight over shared girlfriend, teen gets caught after posting crime on Facebook, man killed by his fridge, man buys a solid gold shirt, asparagus helps with hangovers, girl suspended over facebook post, Brazil prostitutes learning English for World Cup, ice cubes tell you if you're drunk, man offers reward for stolen outhouse, man stabbed after sign language mistaken for gang signs, voice mails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song What Happened? by SublimeClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode links: Twins fight over shared girlfriend: http://tinyurl.com/apf79hw Teen caught for hit and run after pos

In this episode, we rant about Woman setting fire to a mattress with her bf on it, sperm donor ordered to pay support, man leaves baby at strip club, Oompa Loompas attack man, man attacks friend after a 3 way fail, woman assaults boyfriend over bad oral, inmates suing beer companies, woman arrested for dui on way to hearing for dui, teen drugs her parents to use internet and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Viva Las Vegas by The Dead KennedysClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode links: Woman set fire to mattress with boyfriend still in it: http://tinyurl.com/czet5un Sperm donor ordered to pay child support: http://tinyurl.com/bxpdt6

In this episode, we rant about A 5 year old that gets racy photos in his Christmas gift, a kid that finds a gun in their donated toy, Hulk Hogan's "Breastaurant", man dies after 28 raw eggs, man fends off chainsaw attack with an umbrella, rape provoking miniskirts banned, porn star gets gifts from fans, a man beats his kids for passing gas, our  New Year's resolutions, voicemails, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Too Drunk To F**k by The Dead Kennedys Episode links: 5 year old gets 3DS with racy photos on it: http://tinyurl.com/cred52q Kid finds pistol in donated toy bear: http://tinyurl.com/bn6eafk Hulk Hogan to open "Breastaurant" http://tinyurl.com/c2

In this episode, we rant about The Instagram mess, Death Star petition clears threshold, beer fights the common cold, Anonymous targets WBC, woman attacked with feces filled sock, mom makes son hold sign for being disrespectful, fake braces a new fad, coffin sound systems, cocaine breast implants, voice mails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song I am Santa Claus Closing Song - Song 17 by The Rugburns Episode links: Instagram mess: http://tinyurl.com/bv6dyjz Death Star petition clears threshold for Obama response: http://tinyurl.com/bbegao7 Can beer fight the common cold? http://tinyurl.com/d3h6x7f Anonymous targets WBC: http://tinyurl.com/bpvl6ar Woman attac

In this episode, we rant about A dad that built a helicopter drone to follow his son, man gets ticket for running over himself, kid with Tourette's kick off soccer team, handyman kidnapped forced to do repairs, diner describes women as fat girls on check, students bring in pot brownies, burglar calls 911 to save self, 12 year old shoots intruder, drinkware that changes color when rape drugs are present, new app that filters sexy pics, and a Florida woman that reported her driveway stolen. Also, voice mails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song I Want It All/We Will Rock Mash Up by Queen and Featuring Armageddon Episode links: Dad builds drone to follow son to bus sto

In this episode, we rant about a man that shot his girlfriend over a Walking Dead argument, shredded police documents used in parade, meth helps fight the flu, girl gets stuck between two buildings, bacon flavored shaving cream, kung fu eviction, man calls police because a hooker shorted him time, woman cried rap because her date was bad at sex, Santa turns out to be a sex offender, voice mails, top 5 board games list and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song I'll Kill, I Swear by Murder Party Episode links: Man shoots girlfriend over Walking Dead argument: http://tinyurl.com/cp44c8sShredded police documents used in Macy's Parade: http://tinyurl.com/c49ten2 Meth helps fi

In this episode, we rant about parents learning of daughter's death on FB, Ohio's "Cleaning Fairy", woman assaults boyfriend for orgasming too quickly, woman assaults girlfriend over misplaced sex toy, Chinese man building Noah's Ark, man assaults estranged wife with genitals, animal brothels in Germany, fake dentist accused of butt kissing, girls pee in cupcake batter, girl does naughty things with family dogs, man finds out his wife was born a man, voice mails, top 5 list and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song What's At Stake by The Swellers Episode links: Parents Learn of Daughter's Death on FB: http://tinyurl.com/ca7wrx5Ohio's "Cleaning Fairy" http://tinyurl.com/

In this episode, we rant about Violent J gets cancer, fan smuggles firecrackers into soccer game, school website tells students how to experiment with veggies, perfumers make sushi fragrance, man accused of killing and cooking his wife, clown dies during Macy's parade, man sneaks onto farm for creepy reasons, teacher told to make her breasts not produce milk, woman arrested for using skeletons for sex, woman tried to kill boyfriend with her breasts. Also, voice mails, our Top 5 beers, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Say It Loud by James Brown Episode links: Violent J of ICP has skin cancer from face paint: http://tinyurl.com/asb5oqlFan smuggles firecrackers in