Drinks With Josh

Awwww yeah! It is getting hot in here as Ben & Josh try out a truly x-rated beverage. Speaking of which, Ben lets his "jerk flag" fly as he insinuates all sorts of stuff about Josh's mom. Josh is not pleased, yet is undeterred in his quest to learn to pick locks. Why? So he can get into his parents' candy stash. Yes, really. No, Josh is not five years old. He just acts that way. In addition, we've got Ben's "porno" music that slowly devolves into a bad semi-cover of the Sanford & Son theme, Josh's picks for classic music and TV (they're as bad as expected), and Ben's plan to improve the TV show "The Goldbergs". All wrapped up inside a review of a drink that magically smells like a Utah dessert staple. It's crass, it's crazy, it's exactly what you'd expect from the newest episode of Drinks With Josh!

DWJ is finally back and we've got the newest diet craze. Join Josh as he helps you shed those pounds! He also (again) propositions Ben, and doesn't even wait until the show starts to do it. Once that awkwardness subsides, the boys discuss the quirks of Indian pizza, an overexplanation of the show's premise, the return of "Cricket Chat," some sexy karaoke, and so much more. Of course, there's a drink review, AND an added bonus food review. So put down those snacks and get ready to get fit with Drinks With Josh!

It's the most revealing Drinks With Josh yet. Not in a sexy way, but in a "they'll tell you the secret identity of the drink from part 1" kind of way. Sorry to disappoint. That doesn't mean we're not chock full o' goodness for this one. The boys discuss everything from why Ben's neighbors hate him, why Josh prefers tips over regular pay, and our usual round of braindead trivia. Then Josh flaunts his amazing associate's degree while at the same time can't figure out how Ben has not seen a movie. You know, because the fact that he hasn't watched it is really hard to comprehend. Plus, we've got Josh's magic shoes and a new hit song from the hitmakers here at DWJ HQ. This time it is Josh performing a tune that'll soon be topping the charts! It all then culminates in the moment America, Greenland, Belgium, and really the entire world has been waiting for; the crowning moment of the "Letterman Technique"; the apex of civilization: the reveal of the drink! Don't Be the only one in town who doesn't know the answer, j

It's a very special episode as Josh busts out his "Letterman Technique" in order to boost listenership. Of course, him being Josh, his plan is absolutely nothing like Letterman at all. Is anyone surprised? On the bright side, there's a new drink, Josh shows some leather when it comes to baseball trivia, and then, THE BIGGEST CLIFFHANGER IN DWJ HISTORY! Actually, the only one in DWJ history... Oh well. Plus, a frank discussion on the merits of 2 Chainz, bacon lipbalm, and cricket. Or if that doesn't float your boat, there's Josh's Greenlandic translation skills, making honey with Toni Braxton, and the smartest man alive. All that is just scratching the surface of the random craziness on the new Drinks With Josh: Greenland (and America)'s Favorite Podcast.

On this DWJ, Ben and Josh are getting ready to send Josh off to see the world. Or at least India. But, as a loyal fan of "America's Favorite Podcast*," you say, "Didn't Josh already go and come back?" Yes, yes he did. They recorded it before his trip and Ben was just too lazy to edit it until now. Which isn't surprising at all. Anyway, this time they discuss a wide range of important issues, like lactose intolerance, the soybean, travel etiquette, animal allergies, and late 80s music. Josh even wins an award for one of his tales. Lest you think this episode is too serious and topical, never fear. It's as stupid as always. It's funny how you can even make this show sound intelligent if you try hard enough! So join us, we've got Josh defending those who don't need it, info on his lotion supplier, Braindead Trivia, and, as always, we didn't forget the drink! The craziness returns, only a bit late (about 6 weeks after we recorded it), with the newest Drinks With Josh! *-Yes, we are aware we are also Greenland and

Love is in the air as Drinks With Josh returns just in time for Valentine's Day! Hear all about Josh's many, many loves. Most of them are food related, all of them are disturbing. Meanwhile, Ben sits back and makes fun of all of them. Plus, we've got a drink that seems to be perfect for (at least) one of our hosts. Add in a hugful of braindead trivia, a spot on celebrity impression, and breaking world news. Sprinkle a loving dollop of "cooking chat" (really) and Ben discussing his holiday plans with someone near and dear to Josh's heart, and you're almost there. Hit it with Cupid's arrow and you're all set to cuddle up with the one you love for a brand new episode of Drinks With Josh! We love you!...or something...

YO! Holla at ya boyz! Drinks With Josh is back and in full effect. First, we start off with a drink that honors (almost) everyone's New Year's resolutions. Then, we add some samples of Josh craziness. Finally, we lay down the rhymes as Josh inadventently writes the newest club banger (as performed by Ben). Plus, we've got an added Thai treat, the saddest trivia segment ever, and Ben and Josh share their resolutions with the group. Pop on the Adidas, put the Hennesy on ice, and get the hydraulics on your car...it's time for DRINKS WITH JOSH!

Ben decides it is high time we bring some class to this old dump. In that spirit, he gets a high class sort of beverage and pairs it with a lovely serving of some light classical. This plan doesn't hold up, though, as Ben shows up looking like he's homeless and Josh goes completely off the rails...even for him. We apologize in advance to charities and women everywhere on his behalf. And yet, even with all that, this still might be our classiest episode ever...and that's just sad. Check out the upper crust craziness in this episode of Drinks With Josh!   PS-Thanks to the awesome website musopen.org for the public domain music. Seriously, check them out. PPS-Want to see "homeless Ben?" DrinksWithJosh.blogspot.com is the place. PPPS-Gregg's Guide to New Music can be found at PodGoblin.com.

It's an episode full of milestones! Not only is it our big 21st episode celebration and our first ever Christmas episode, but Josh also makes it through a whole show without mentioning Arby's once! The holidays really are a miraculous time! On top of all that, it's our longest episode ever. We're pretending it is because we missed our last release date, but really it's because we don't know when to shut up. So gather the family around the ol' Yule log and hear Ben ace talking with his mouth full, Josh inquiring about feline sexual habits, and a touching tribute to DRS and that gangsta lean. Plus, some more of the braindead trivia we all know and love, and a very classy musical tribute to Christmas (also available on our Youtube page, search "Drinks With Josh"). We're chock full of Christmas...well, not cheer, but something. It's a happy holiday with Drinks With Josh!

It's Thanksgiving, Drinks With Josh style! As we celebrate our first ever holiday episode, Ben and Josh make their way to the Asian market to pick up a drink. Because what better way to say "Happy Thanksgiving" than with a beverage from Thailand? Then, they discuss Josh's dream Thanksgiving meal, mosh pits for the blind, and give a heartfelt, meaningful talk to those shoppers heading out on Thanksgiving night. Plus, Ben discovers an amazing new way to make Josh aware of some of the awkward things he says. So whether you're on the road to Grandma's house, or just alone in the basement with an old chicken wing; the DWJ Thanksgiving episode is sure to brighten your holiday! Ho ho ho, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

This time around, Ben sets out to right a massive wrong he feels Josh committed in a review. Meanwhile, Josh has grandiose plans to start a "movie" business with Ben. Ben is nonplussed. You will be too once you hear what it is! Plus, a Fresh Prince-style homage to Josh, a discussion of healthy green salads, and Josh gets going on both pretzels and Australian Aborigines again. You can also hear Josh fail miserably at "braindead trivia" yet again. It all culminates with the big review. Will Josh correct his mistake or was Ben wrong all along? Find out in the amazing cultural touchstone that is this episode of Drinks With Josh!

Kia ora and welcome back to DWJ! In this episode, Josh declares himself to be royalty. Ben is not impressed and goes with his usual plan: be a huge jerk to Josh. Meanwhile, another beverage goes under the microscope. How will it do? In addition, find out all sorts of details about movies that you never knew ("Dances With Woofs???"), Josh's plans for a listener sleepover are announced, and Josh reveals the worst possible place to die. And they're just getting warmed up. So come for the in-depth, hard hitting drink review (...or something), but stay for the crazy. It's Drinks With Josh, son! Do work!

Travel to the magical world of beverages with Josh and Ben. This week the boys are getting slurpees...or are they? They may be pulling the ol' switcheroo while discussing such important topics as the difference between Yogi Bear and Yogi Berra, what not to yell in a convenience store, and Josh's horse tips. Then there's the digressions into the power glove, Josh's concern for lost children, and nude drink mascots. Plus, a review of...something. And just when you think it will all come to a satisfying end, Josh brings back with the ol' switcheroo one more time! It's misdirection (or lack of planning) all over the place! So chime the triangle and come and get it! It's a piping hot, fresh episode of DWJ!

In this very special episode, Josh learns an important lesson about eating berries off of random neighborhood bushes. Mostly that it's a bad idea. Meanwhile, the rest of us learn about his school flask, moist choco slices, and way more about his nipples than ever needed to be known. Plus, Josh and Ben work on their previous plans to become "Greenland's favorite podcast." And they fit a review of a drink giant in there! Amazing how good our boys are at multitasking! So get your drinkin' lips ready (or something) and settle in for some Drinks With Josh.

It's a bonus sip from Drinks With Josh! Ben recently came across a 4 or 5 year old clip he didn't know he had, just in time for a found footage extravaganza. Josh discusses a very special drink he had and talks about what he claims is basketball. Featuring Mr. Mitch, it's the best mini-bonus episode we've ever done! Mostly because it's the only one. Please enjoy this treat from America's Favorite Podcast! Crowd/buzzer sound effect from http://www.audiosoundclips.com/. Thanks!

This episode, Josh has found a new favorite (and Super Fun!) candy and tries to get Ben to try it. Ben, however, is more interested in this week's odd little drink. As they turn their critical eyes towards the beverage, they discuss Ben's newfound hatred for all things ninja turtles, Josh's purchases at the Love Store (or whatever it's called), and the real reason Josh can't sleep over at Ben's house. Plus, more of the inane trivia you've come to know and love. It's insanity, it's insults, it's drink reviews! It's DRINKS WITH JOSH; America's Favorite Podcast. (PS-If you want to see Josh's candy, make sure you stop by our blogger page!)

Slap some beetroot on that burger and break out the ANZAC biscuits, because Drinks With Josh is headed back to Australia! (Sorry, Aussies, I'm giving pav to the Kiwis.) In this episode, not only do the boys enjoy another treat from the land of Oz, but Josh drops a bombshell. He has moved out of his parents house!!! Will he survive? Will the show survive? Will Josh stop eating gummy colas long enough to drink the drink? Plus, we've got amusing quirks of Utah geography, Josh gets ditched, and we get a very special card. So start unpacking, because Drinks With Josh has moved in and episode 14's name is on the lease...or something.

YAAAAAY! Drinks With Josh is back with a childhood lunch treat in drink form. Josh and Ben both seem very wary to take this drink challenge on. Will they survive? Or will they succumb to the dark hand of drinks? In addition, Josh will teach you all the German he knows (1 sentence) and Ben will explain the true newsworthiness of the show. Then there's the trivia, the "weather," and Josh being thoroughly confused by our rating scale. So take the "time" to join us for what could be the final moments of Drinks With Josh and find out if our heroes leave refreshed...or dead.

The boys are back with a vengeance...or at least with a moan. Josh decides that we need to have a "guess that moan" contest, while Ben tries to figure out what other kinds of contests Josh has been entering. Then we'll give you all the details on a sordid affair involving an international drink conglomerate. Plus, Josh struggles through more beginner trivia, Ben gets musical, and, of course, the drink review! So join us for all this and more on the newest Drinks With Josh!

Call the minutemen and alert the federales, cuz the boys are crossing the border! That's right, Josh and Ben are off to old Mexico through the magical power of drinks. Along the way, Ben tries his hand at writing a hit song, Josh injures himself, and, like an idiot, Ben decides to use those popping firework things in his car. Don't worry, Josh pulls his normal idiot moves as well, they just aren't as noteworthy. Plus, we've got a drink review, a food review, and Josh's worst jingle ever. All on the new Drinks With Josh!