Drinks With Josh

In this episode, those fonts of wisdom, Ben and Josh, head to a local Utah coffee chain to sample one of their signature beverages. Along the way, they have trouble with the drive-thru, sound effects, buses, and even flashlights. They truly are brilliant. Plus, they add to the knowledge with more Braindead Trivia, Josh's new vocabulary word, and some engineering tips for your next home. It all culminates in yet another definitive review from the experts, the Kings of Drink Mountain, and the stars of America (and Greenland, and, soon, New Zealand)'s Favorite Podcast! So take good notes and get ready to cram (there will be a test), it's a brand new Drinks With Josh!

Welcome to the new Drinks With Josh (with your host, Ben)! What's so new about it? Just about everything! There's an awesome new addition to Braindead Trivia. There's Ben in his new role of "Josh Jr." screaming about Arseniooooooooo Hall. There's Josh's new attitude regarding his mom's true identity. There's even a brand new (and very WILD!) spokesman job for Ben (he wishes). And it's all recorded in a brand new spot (next to an obnoxious busy freeway during rush hour, where else?)! Don't worry, though, in all this newness we didn't lose our good old insanity and inanity. So there's Josh's feeding tips for 10 year olds, Ben's helpful medical advice for foot gigantism, and even Josh gets embarrassed when Ben gets a little too WILD! And lest we forget, we've got a true monolith of the drink world up for review this time! So pull up a seat next to the Kings of Drink Mountain and enjoy the newest episode of America's Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh!

Industry! That's right, Ben and Josh are showing their Utah pride and trying a "Utah's Own" beverage. Amazingly, it's alcoholic (it's not banned here, just ALMOST banned). The pride lasts about...5 seconds before they start making fun of Provo, Utah in general, and one another. This episode also features another (of what we're now calling) Impromptu Cooking Chat, Josh's beautiful covers of "Kokomo" (including the Aussie remix), a by turns hilarious and disturbing round of Braindead Trivia, Josh's latest horrific business venture, and Josh's new TV cartoon project! Plus, another shout out to our homie over at Gregg's Guide to New Music and Josh wrapping up the show in about the worst way possible. Oh yeah, and the drink DOES get a review, too. So hitch up the wagons and grab your handcarts, it's time for an "elevated" episode of Drinks With Josh!

As we join Ben and Josh, we find that Josh is already having a bad day before the show starts. Ben being Ben, he immediately starts to rip on Josh's mom and make things worse. That's when Josh finally decides he's had enough and fights back with some mom jokes of his own. It goes about as well as you'd expect coming from Josh. It all culminates in a full-on, classic, level 5 Josh Meltdown. Oh, how they've been missed. Along the way, they find time to discuss Josh's new "million dollar" business venture, the cure for "earinicious," intimidating thighs, and the secrets to relaxation. Plus, Braindead Trivia and yet another in-depth drink review you can trust. Straight from the Kings, sitting on their thrones, at the summit of Drink Mountain. It's more goodness than yo mama can handle, it's the new Drinks With Josh!

Holy crow, DWJ is 30! Josh celebrates the milestone by checking out the Mastodon/Clutch concert where he makes a very suspect purchase. The boys then sit down for a truly magical beverage, yet Ben feels the need to officially declare BS on it. Will it affect the rating? Josh takes the opportunity to give the world a special gift: the WORST SOUND EFFECT OF ALL TIME! The boys also discuss the plethora of superhero movies these days, the unexpected places you can find DWJ content, and Josh's mom. Plus, they welcome a new DWJ "super fan" and show you what you get when you like our show (sorry, Jesse). Of course, there's also some of our patented (well, patent pending) Braindead Trivia and yet another drink review you can trust. Why? Because it comes straight from the Kings of Drink Mountain: Ben and Josh. All this and more in the new episode of Drinks With Josh. Also, you can get our companion video on YouTube at https://youtu.be/I0IYzj3AWo0

Put on your birthday suit and get ready for a visit from your friendly OB/DWJ! In this episode, the boys celebrate the show's first birthday while recording. Josh takes the opportunity to launch an awesome new trivia contest. However, Ben thinks it might be a little too easy. He's also a little concerned that Josh seems insistent on seeing the "lady doctor." Speaking of which, the boys are also concerned at the Southern Hemisphere's lack of participation in the show. Kiwis, you're cool, but the rest of you need to get it together! There's also Josh's "season 2" plans (rated MA-WA???), the laziest Braindead Trivia yet, and you can play a rousing game of "Find the Mr. Show Reference!" In addition, make sure you stop by our site to check out the greatest picture of Josh that ever will be (it's mentioned in the show). It's so worth it. So get ready for awesome and sit back with the "medically proven" new episode of Drinks With Josh!

Awwww yeah! It is getting hot in here as Ben & Josh try out a truly x-rated beverage. Speaking of which, Ben lets his "jerk flag" fly as he insinuates all sorts of stuff about Josh's mom. Josh is not pleased, yet is undeterred in his quest to learn to pick locks. Why? So he can get into his parents' candy stash. Yes, really. No, Josh is not five years old. He just acts that way. In addition, we've got Ben's "porno" music that slowly devolves into a bad semi-cover of the Sanford & Son theme, Josh's picks for classic music and TV (they're as bad as expected), and Ben's plan to improve the TV show "The Goldbergs". All wrapped up inside a review of a drink that magically smells like a Utah dessert staple. It's crass, it's crazy, it's exactly what you'd expect from the newest episode of Drinks With Josh!

DWJ is finally back and we've got the newest diet craze. Join Josh as he helps you shed those pounds! He also (again) propositions Ben, and doesn't even wait until the show starts to do it. Once that awkwardness subsides, the boys discuss the quirks of Indian pizza, an overexplanation of the show's premise, the return of "Cricket Chat," some sexy karaoke, and so much more. Of course, there's a drink review, AND an added bonus food review. So put down those snacks and get ready to get fit with Drinks With Josh!

It's the most revealing Drinks With Josh yet. Not in a sexy way, but in a "they'll tell you the secret identity of the drink from part 1" kind of way. Sorry to disappoint. That doesn't mean we're not chock full o' goodness for this one. The boys discuss everything from why Ben's neighbors hate him, why Josh prefers tips over regular pay, and our usual round of braindead trivia. Then Josh flaunts his amazing associate's degree while at the same time can't figure out how Ben has not seen a movie. You know, because the fact that he hasn't watched it is really hard to comprehend. Plus, we've got Josh's magic shoes and a new hit song from the hitmakers here at DWJ HQ. This time it is Josh performing a tune that'll soon be topping the charts! It all then culminates in the moment America, Greenland, Belgium, and really the entire world has been waiting for; the crowning moment of the "Letterman Technique"; the apex of civilization: the reveal of the drink! Don't Be the only one in town who doesn't know the answer, j

It's a very special episode as Josh busts out his "Letterman Technique" in order to boost listenership. Of course, him being Josh, his plan is absolutely nothing like Letterman at all. Is anyone surprised? On the bright side, there's a new drink, Josh shows some leather when it comes to baseball trivia, and then, THE BIGGEST CLIFFHANGER IN DWJ HISTORY! Actually, the only one in DWJ history... Oh well. Plus, a frank discussion on the merits of 2 Chainz, bacon lipbalm, and cricket. Or if that doesn't float your boat, there's Josh's Greenlandic translation skills, making honey with Toni Braxton, and the smartest man alive. All that is just scratching the surface of the random craziness on the new Drinks With Josh: Greenland (and America)'s Favorite Podcast.

On this DWJ, Ben and Josh are getting ready to send Josh off to see the world. Or at least India. But, as a loyal fan of "America's Favorite Podcast*," you say, "Didn't Josh already go and come back?" Yes, yes he did. They recorded it before his trip and Ben was just too lazy to edit it until now. Which isn't surprising at all. Anyway, this time they discuss a wide range of important issues, like lactose intolerance, the soybean, travel etiquette, animal allergies, and late 80s music. Josh even wins an award for one of his tales. Lest you think this episode is too serious and topical, never fear. It's as stupid as always. It's funny how you can even make this show sound intelligent if you try hard enough! So join us, we've got Josh defending those who don't need it, info on his lotion supplier, Braindead Trivia, and, as always, we didn't forget the drink! The craziness returns, only a bit late (about 6 weeks after we recorded it), with the newest Drinks With Josh! *-Yes, we are aware we are also Greenland and

Love is in the air as Drinks With Josh returns just in time for Valentine's Day! Hear all about Josh's many, many loves. Most of them are food related, all of them are disturbing. Meanwhile, Ben sits back and makes fun of all of them. Plus, we've got a drink that seems to be perfect for (at least) one of our hosts. Add in a hugful of braindead trivia, a spot on celebrity impression, and breaking world news. Sprinkle a loving dollop of "cooking chat" (really) and Ben discussing his holiday plans with someone near and dear to Josh's heart, and you're almost there. Hit it with Cupid's arrow and you're all set to cuddle up with the one you love for a brand new episode of Drinks With Josh! We love you!...or something...

YO! Holla at ya boyz! Drinks With Josh is back and in full effect. First, we start off with a drink that honors (almost) everyone's New Year's resolutions. Then, we add some samples of Josh craziness. Finally, we lay down the rhymes as Josh inadventently writes the newest club banger (as performed by Ben). Plus, we've got an added Thai treat, the saddest trivia segment ever, and Ben and Josh share their resolutions with the group. Pop on the Adidas, put the Hennesy on ice, and get the hydraulics on your car...it's time for DRINKS WITH JOSH!

Ben decides it is high time we bring some class to this old dump. In that spirit, he gets a high class sort of beverage and pairs it with a lovely serving of some light classical. This plan doesn't hold up, though, as Ben shows up looking like he's homeless and Josh goes completely off the rails...even for him. We apologize in advance to charities and women everywhere on his behalf. And yet, even with all that, this still might be our classiest episode ever...and that's just sad. Check out the upper crust craziness in this episode of Drinks With Josh!   PS-Thanks to the awesome website musopen.org for the public domain music. Seriously, check them out. PPS-Want to see "homeless Ben?" DrinksWithJosh.blogspot.com is the place. PPPS-Gregg's Guide to New Music can be found at PodGoblin.com.

It's an episode full of milestones! Not only is it our big 21st episode celebration and our first ever Christmas episode, but Josh also makes it through a whole show without mentioning Arby's once! The holidays really are a miraculous time! On top of all that, it's our longest episode ever. We're pretending it is because we missed our last release date, but really it's because we don't know when to shut up. So gather the family around the ol' Yule log and hear Ben ace talking with his mouth full, Josh inquiring about feline sexual habits, and a touching tribute to DRS and that gangsta lean. Plus, some more of the braindead trivia we all know and love, and a very classy musical tribute to Christmas (also available on our Youtube page, search "Drinks With Josh"). We're chock full of Christmas...well, not cheer, but something. It's a happy holiday with Drinks With Josh!

It's Thanksgiving, Drinks With Josh style! As we celebrate our first ever holiday episode, Ben and Josh make their way to the Asian market to pick up a drink. Because what better way to say "Happy Thanksgiving" than with a beverage from Thailand? Then, they discuss Josh's dream Thanksgiving meal, mosh pits for the blind, and give a heartfelt, meaningful talk to those shoppers heading out on Thanksgiving night. Plus, Ben discovers an amazing new way to make Josh aware of some of the awkward things he says. So whether you're on the road to Grandma's house, or just alone in the basement with an old chicken wing; the DWJ Thanksgiving episode is sure to brighten your holiday! Ho ho ho, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

This time around, Ben sets out to right a massive wrong he feels Josh committed in a review. Meanwhile, Josh has grandiose plans to start a "movie" business with Ben. Ben is nonplussed. You will be too once you hear what it is! Plus, a Fresh Prince-style homage to Josh, a discussion of healthy green salads, and Josh gets going on both pretzels and Australian Aborigines again. You can also hear Josh fail miserably at "braindead trivia" yet again. It all culminates with the big review. Will Josh correct his mistake or was Ben wrong all along? Find out in the amazing cultural touchstone that is this episode of Drinks With Josh!

Kia ora and welcome back to DWJ! In this episode, Josh declares himself to be royalty. Ben is not impressed and goes with his usual plan: be a huge jerk to Josh. Meanwhile, another beverage goes under the microscope. How will it do? In addition, find out all sorts of details about movies that you never knew ("Dances With Woofs???"), Josh's plans for a listener sleepover are announced, and Josh reveals the worst possible place to die. And they're just getting warmed up. So come for the in-depth, hard hitting drink review (...or something), but stay for the crazy. It's Drinks With Josh, son! Do work!

Travel to the magical world of beverages with Josh and Ben. This week the boys are getting slurpees...or are they? They may be pulling the ol' switcheroo while discussing such important topics as the difference between Yogi Bear and Yogi Berra, what not to yell in a convenience store, and Josh's horse tips. Then there's the digressions into the power glove, Josh's concern for lost children, and nude drink mascots. Plus, a review of...something. And just when you think it will all come to a satisfying end, Josh brings back with the ol' switcheroo one more time! It's misdirection (or lack of planning) all over the place! So chime the triangle and come and get it! It's a piping hot, fresh episode of DWJ!

In this very special episode, Josh learns an important lesson about eating berries off of random neighborhood bushes. Mostly that it's a bad idea. Meanwhile, the rest of us learn about his school flask, moist choco slices, and way more about his nipples than ever needed to be known. Plus, Josh and Ben work on their previous plans to become "Greenland's favorite podcast." And they fit a review of a drink giant in there! Amazing how good our boys are at multitasking! So get your drinkin' lips ready (or something) and settle in for some Drinks With Josh.