Again With This: Beverly Hills, 90210

Steve gets his David Geffen on; Kelly and Dylan can't stop kissing; Brandon meets a homeless guy with frosted tips; and Brenda meets Rique! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Brandon and Steve compete over a girl even mumsier than Andrea, while David finds a fan for his music, Dylan and Kelly get ready to start Deceptioning, and Donna...models. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

In Paris, Brenda tries to keep Donna from getting so homesick she goes straight back home. At home, Brandon's a dick to Andrea. Donna: stay where you are. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Donna and Kelly prepare for their trip to Europe, Steve prepares to pull both members of a pair of twins, and Brenda annoys Dylan by...vacuuming. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Two months have passed since the Season 2 finale. Apparently no one spoke to each other in that whole time, because it sure feels like we're picking up EXACTLY where we left off. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Kelly's seemingly doomed romance with Jake can't compete with the drama of Brenda's rage over Jim's ban on Dylan in the Season 2 finale. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Jim and Cindy actually let Brenda go to Mexico for an overnight trip with Dylan?! Yes...and no. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Felice gets her groove back in front of her daughter, unfortunately. Also unfortunate? The guys' scheme to get a private strip show in the Walsh living room, and also every scene with actual '90s musical combo Color Me Badd. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Brenda does her best to bear up like a staunch little Walsh when she gets held up at gunpoint, but human emotions intrude. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Nat faces the loss of the Peach Pit to a new shopping mall -- an event that Brandon makes all about himself, clinching his first-ballot entry into the Dickhead Hall Of Fame. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Jim's attempt to bring the Japanese sensation karaoke (ARE WE SPELLING THAT RIGHT???) to the Peach Pit is overshadowed by Brenda and Dylan's somewhat innocent, somewhat sketchy 'friendships' with members of the opposite sex. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

When Valentine's Day dawns in Beverly Hills, Cupid's arrows are flying everywhere -- the dentist's office, the track, even the blood bank! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Prudes on the school board try to act like teens won't have sex if you just tell them not to; Andrea begs to differ, and the issue threatens to tear the gang apart! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Brenda's nascent driving career hits its first major setback/a lady's car, but Brandon can barely care about the ding on his precious 'Stang when he's in the middle of exposing the steroid ring on West Beverly High's track team! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Brenda discovers that the world of retail is more cutthroat than she could have possibly imagined, Brandon discovers that figure skating is a real sport, and Tricia discovers burritos. (Not a euphemism.) JOIN THE AWT CLUB

While Mel and Jackie spar over David's depressed mom, Dylan visits Jack in prison, Emily gets a very special midwestern gift, and Steve answers the question of where he came from, biologically speaking, Brenda's job (!) puts her in the path of a hobo/possible real Santa. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Steve's world is rocked when his Hartley House counterpart shows up at West Beverly to date Kelly, kiss up to Samantha Sanders, and generally try to replace Steve in every possible way. Steve's not happy about it and makes sure literally everyone knows -- yes, even Nat. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Getting dumped by Brandon doesn't bring out the best in Emily, which is a polite way of saying she goes full Fatal Attraction on him. An innocent Homecoming float never saw her coming. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

When she convinces the gang to go to a rave at Egg and then doses Brandon's drink with U4EA, Emily Valentine starts the process of sealing her fate. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

The time has come at last for everyone to find out how DeadScott earned that nickname. JOIN THE AWT CLUB