Again With This: Beverly Hills, 90210

As Donna single-handedly apprehends a Magic Mountain mugger, Brandon, Steve, and Dylan get embroiled in the misadventures of the unluckiest charter tour company assistant that ever there was! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

While Brenda ponders getting back at California by fleeing back to the midwest for college and Kelly creates drama so that she and Dylan have something to talk about, Steve quietly steals the episode in an actually kind of heroic way. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Brandon and Steve try their hands (and other parts) at a dating show that is definitely not Studs, while Kelly's starvation-induced short temper threatens to ruin her birthday. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

David's hip hop career gets a little too Precious, Dylan tries out life as an ink-stained wretch, and Brandon has to find a second guy to handle all his action. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Dylan has a hard time handling Jack's death; everyone else he knows barely does any better. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Jim relaxes his objections to the dissolution of Dylan's trust just in time for the dissolution of Jack McKay. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Brandon's still gambling; Andrea's still Yale-bound; David's still a weasel; Brenda's still heartbroken; Dylan's still a cock. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Dylan 'chooses' between Kelly and Brenda, leading to one of TV's all-time greatest kiss-offs. Other stuff happens, but do you care, really? JOIN THE AWT CLUB

While the girls get their spa on in Montecito, Dylan fantasizes about his unappealing possible futures with Brenda and Kelly, and Jim thinks his math skillz might actually earn him a shot with Dottie. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Kelly and Brenda embark on a doomed attempt to make Dylan jealous; David stresses about his legacy as a broadcaster; and Steve gets his motor running in a very illegal way. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

What happens when Beverly Hills, 90210 does its take on It's A Wonderful Life? There are angels. But everyone else is a bitch, so it's pretty much the usual. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Crappy Thanksgivings break out all over the Southland as Dylan sneers at his furloughed dad; Steve ambushes Samantha with his expulsion at a reality TV shoot; and Brandon bullies a homeless veteran into putting the failing Walsh roof over his head. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Donna tries to broker peace between brunettes and blondes, Steve struggles with his conscience (it's tiny, but it apparently DOES exist), Brandon meets Nikki's ex AND HIS KEYTAR, and Dylan learns how things work at Anne's ranch. (...Her?) JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Jim gets a tiny boner for his new secretary, Steve tries to cover his "hacking" tracks lest he face criminal charges, and the points of West Beverly's infamous triangle poke everyone else in the eye. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

In a busier episode than most, Andrea gets run over by a car, Steve and Herbert break into the school's grade banks, Donna pretends she's considering premarital sex, and: le retour de Rique! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Dylan's pollution emphysema and Brandon's terpsichoreal slut-shaming are nowhere near as dramatic as Sue Scanlon's claim that Gil molested her. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Two shooting deaths at a rival school sets off a firestorm about football, and dancing, and a bunch of other shit Brandon knows nothing about but feels perfectly comfortable pontificating about. The good news? We get to meet Jordan Bonner! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

While the gang weighs/stresses about their options with regard to college applications, David stresses about whether he'll ever get the sight of a naked Kelly out of his head. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Drama surrounding the SAT, a legacy key, and Nikki's increasingly stalkerish pursuit of Brenda are all overshadowed by Brenda's ill-advised participation in a segment on a tabloid TV show. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

A lot of parents who read the Blaze are going to be horrified to learn that new advisor Gil Meyers is a male chauvinist pig. Elsewhere, seniors meet their freshman buddies, who really run the gamut fashion-wise, and Brenda and Dylan's nonstop PDA has Kelly moping around West Beverly like Charlie Brown. JOIN THE AWT CLUB