God Hates Fangs True Blood Podcast

Well met by moonlight!  Our latest offering concerns manfunctioning microwave fingers, pre-loaded crossbows, and the question of how many zombies you can fit in a werewolf barn.godhatesfangs38hopeless.mp3Links:Comic Con season 5 trailerDonate to Kristin Bauer van Straten's Out of Africa documentaryJessica's T-Rex t-shirt

It's the return of the king!  Join us for a discussion on supernatural Scooby gangs, evil puppet vampires and He-Man pyjamas.godhatesfangs37letsbootandrally.mp3Links:Wiki: Ifrit

Praise Lilith! May she enlighten us on the subjects of possessed cars, fairy strip joints and vampire pot heads.godhatesfangs36wellmeetagain.mp3LinksWiki: Judas TreeAllStephenMoyer: Petition to have The Barrens released in theatres

SANDINISTA!  Join us once more as we ponder the value of a vampire-staking iPhone app, the hazards of having a gumbo-spiking demon and the perils of cat piss in your shoes.godhatesfangs35whateveriam.mp3Links:Wiki: SalomeTrue Blood Cook Book

Heil the Authority!  This week we're bringing you a little chat about vampire brain damage, Eric's top hat, and Alcide's work-out regime.  godhatesfangs34authorityalwayswins.mp3Links:Get ripped like Joe ManganielloHBO True Blood online store

Your prodigal podcast has returned!  In our first Season 5 podcast, we take a look at werewolf cannibalism, thirty-year-old teenagers, and the practice of keeping one's bra on during sex.godhatesfangs33turnturnturn.mp3Links: Youtube: Stephen Moyer discusses spooning with SkarsgardYoutube: Pam talks about her first progenyWiki: Lilith

Michael McMillian was in the house yesterday (via the magic of Skype)!  In our interview with Michael, he discusses Steve Newlin's return to True Blood, his involvement in writing the comics, what the future holds for the True Blood comic series, getting fitted for his new set of fangs, and.... Downton Abbey!  Many thanks to Michael for joining us on the show!  godhatesfangs32MichaelMcMillianInterview.mp3Michael told us how he's recently donated some of his comics to Deborah Ann Woll's boyfriend EJ Scott's charity to raise money for research into a cure for choroideremia.  EJ suffers from this hereditary condition, which causes blindness, and is going to be running 12 marathons in 12 months for charity.  You can learn more on this site, and donate via Paypal:http://choroideremia.org/crf/

Happy New Year!  Apologies for the immense delay in bringing you this podcast.  Blame technology.  In this show we are discussing the second installment of True Blood comic books, entitled Tainted Love.  We also take a look at a few other vampire comics, and some season five spoilers that are juicier than a femoral artery.godhatesfangs31vampirecomics2.mp3Girl dressed as Vampirella for ComicCon 1973:Links:Disposable Heroes ComicsComics and Fantasy

Kick out the jams!  True Blood may be over for now, but we're back with our list of the ten best and ten worst things about season four!   godhatesfangs30bestworstseason4.mp3Join us in two weeks' time for our re-cap of the second arc of True Blood comics!Links:Nicholas Cage is a Vampire!

That's all, folks!  Join us as we look over the season four finale, and consider the topics of zombie sex, the plausibility of pork rind casserole, and a blood donation ménage à trois.godhatesfangs29andwhenidie.mp3But don't fear folks, season four may be over, but we will continue podcasting throughout the long-ass wait until season five!  Next week we will be compiling our list of the top ten best and worst things about season four (send us your comments!), then there will follow a second True Blood comics podcast, a podcast about some of the other movies that the True Blood cast have starred in, a season one and two recap, a look at the Sookie Stackhouse novels, and a third vampire movies podcast.  Stick around!

Set your phazers to stun!  Expect an onslaught of random fairy fornication, Jedi knife-throwing and flaming hand smackdowns.godhatesfangs28souloffire.mp3Links:Vote for True Blood to win Scream Awards!!

Smoke 'em if you've got 'em!  We're rockin' out with treehouse rehab, pencil stakings, and vampire first-aiders.godhatesfangs27burningdownthehouse.mp3Links:ebay: Bid for lunch with Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer!AllStephenMoyer.com: Article about The CallerTrueBlood-News.com: Review of The Caller

See you on the dark side of the moon... where you'll find fully clothed threesomes, bunny fondling, and Viking vampire zombies.godhatesfangs26letsgetoutofhere.mp3Links:Wetpaint: True Blood offends real witchesInside True Blood Blog: Interview with Nelsan Ellis

We come in peace!  And we bear glad tidings of shapeshifter Barbie dolls, werewolf garden parties and sexy Narnia-themed acid trips.godhatesfangs25spellbound.mp3Links:SFX Magazine 100 Most Iconic Sci-Fi Characters ScansWiki: La Llorona

Let's raise a glass to vampire skin peels, sloppy joes and the joys of dogging.godhatesfangs24coldgreylightofdawn.mp3Links:askarsgard.com: Alex's birthday charity appealWiki: Louisiana Creole French

Avast, me hearties!  Here be goat tongues for breakfast, panther handcuffs and the ultimate cockblock.godhatesfangs23iwishiwasthemoon.mp3Links:Trailer: The CallerThe Vault: Image of Stephen Moyer and Richard Gere in The Double (Sorry, no trailer for this yet!)Trailer: Straw DogsTrailer: Griff the InvisibleIMDB: Margaret (Sorry, no trailer for this one either!)

Pretties for you!  This week we're bringing you a glimpse at a world of marshmallow-addicted gators, cut-price exorcisms, and ninja death squads.godhatesfangs22meandthedevil.mp3Links:Wikipedia: BrujeriaNat's Compton/Bellefleur family tree at trueblood-news.com

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition... and then they show up in True Blood!  Join the shenanigans in Bon Temps, where everyone's getting shirtless, Eric's getting drunk, and Pam's face is falling off.godhatesfangs21imaliveandonfire.mp3Links:LA Times - True Blood Set Design ArticleWikipedia - Basque Witch Trials

Hell's bells, it's our 20th podcast!  This week we discuss sinister dolls, panther gang-rape and the mark one Honda Civic.godhatesfangs20ifyoulovemewhyamidying.mp3Links:http://www.vamps-kill.com/

Long live the King!  In this week's podcast we look at episode two of season four, and ponder the issues of panther sperm donation, exchanging microwaves for sexual favours, and vampire punk rockers.godhatesfangs19yousmelllikedinner.mp3Links:Wikipedia: Louis PasteurThe Vault: Bid on Vive Le Rock T-shirt signed by Stephen Moyer for charity2GuysTalking: Fangbanger PodcastJessica's Blog