God Hates Fangs True Blood Podcast

Heavens above!  After a wait that seemed like eternity, True Blood is BACK!  And so are we, fellow fangbangers!  Join us for our first season four episode re-cap, in which we discuss lebian cagefighters, demon babies, and zombie parrots.godhatesfangs18shesnotthere.mp3

All hail the vampires of the silver screen!  Here's our second look at some other vampire movies and TV shows that all you fangbangers out there might dig.godhatesfangs17vampiremovies2.mp3Links:Neko Case and Nick Cave duet on She's Not There (from Gary Calamar's blog)

We come bearing gifts!  Our latest offering re-caps the first six issues of the awesome True Blood comic book series, and we also take a look at some other vampire comics and graphic novels.godhatesfangs16vampirecomics.mp3Keep checking in, soon we will be hosting the second of our Vampire Movies specials!  Technical difficulties (bloody iTunes, grumble grumble grumble) has meant that our links section has to be moved to a seperate post, sorry!

Nosferatu's coming to get you! And so are Dracula, Angel, Barnabas Collins, Kurt Barlow and David bloody Bowie, as we present to you our look at the history of vampires on screen.godhatesfangs15vampiremovies.mp3  Keep an eye out for our forthcoming Vampire Comics podcast, and our show taking a look at some other vampire movies that we didn't have time to cover in this episode.Links:God Hates Fangs Facebook PageInside True Blood Blog

Belated Halloween greetings!  In our all-singing, all-dancing new episode we look at twenty shows that everyone out there suffering from True Blood withdrawal can check out in the long months until season four.godhatesfangs14twentytvshows.mp3Our True Blood Halloween:True Blood PumpkinTrue Blood CakeNatalie dressed as SookieLinks:Bill and Eric tattoo on ugliesttattoos.failblog.org"The Office" Halloween episode: Sookie and Bill  

We're back, and badder than ever! Apologies for the delay, here is our show discussing the best and worst things in season three of True Blood.  This podcast may contain extreme prejudice towards fairies.godhatesfangs13bestandworstseason3.mp3Remember to join us in a fortnight for our look at some other kickass shows that you could check out in the long wait until season four!Links:HBO Costumes CompetitionSesame Street True Blood Parody

Well folks, it's come to an end.  Join us as we dissect the True Blood season 3 finale, which featured Obi-Wan-Godric, a flying saucer-cum-chandelier, an ice-skater's costume, and a random Matrix moment.godhatesfangs12evilisgoingon.mp3We hope you've enjoyed listening, and we're pleased to announce that just because the season is over doesn't mean our podcasts are.  Join us next week when we list our ten most and least favourite things about season 3. The following week we'll be looking at some of the great TV shows that you can watch during the True Blood haitus.  That will be followed with a show dedicated to other vampire TV shows and movies.  Once the six issue run of True Blood comics finishes in a few month's time we'll have a podcast dedicated to those, which will also look at a few other vampire-based comic series.  We'd love it if you could e-mail us any suggestions for these upcoming shows at godhatesfangs@hotmail.co.uk.  

The Devil went down to Louisiana, and what did he find?  Why, stripper cardiologists, tango ringtones, illiterate dog-boys and herbal abortion of course.godhatesfangs11freshblood.mp3 Links:Mississippi Museum of Art, JacksonWikipedia: Ain't We Got FunYoutube: True Blood Season 3 Finale Promo 

Howdy partners!  Let us mosey on down to Bon Temps, where we find "fucking lame" fairies, vampire terrorists, dog-kicking and overpriced hookers.godhatesfangs10ismellarat.mp3 Links:Wikipedia - Jeffrey DahmerTrailer for Red Hill

Darkness forever!  This week, the True Blood carnage involves corpse disposal, incest, Bruce Campbell and quickfire spine removal.godhatesfangs09everythingisbroken.mp3 Links: The Haun Solo Project on MyspaceWikipedia: Maya Jaguar GodsStill of Earl Stackhouse article 1Still of Earl Stackhouse article 2Rolling Stone Cover

True Blood fans, we salute you!  We would be honoured if you would join us in this look at Wayne's World references, shower masturbation, ninja vampires and man-beast-gimps.godhatesfangs08nightonthesun.mp3 Links: Todd Lowe's band Pilbilly Knights on MyspaceMovieline Interview with Theo Alexander (Talbot)Corn Fritters RecipeBiscuits RecipeInterview with costume designer Audrey Fisher

Live long and prosper!  Here at God Hates Fangs, we're addressing the issues of dog fighting, the true nature of biscuits, eyelid piercings, and inuit prayers.godhatesfangs07hittingtheground.mp3Link:Article: 10 Ways True Blood Got Dogfighting Right

Greetings and salutations!  Take a journey with us in to the world of True Blood, where in episode 6, heads are crushed, throats are slit and jugulars are torn out.  godhatesfangs06igotarighttosingtheblues.mp3 Links: Video: Comic Con Panel Part 1Video: Comic Con Panel Part 2Video: Comic Con Panel Part 3Video: Comic Con Panel Part 4Video: Comic Con Panel Part 5Video: Season 3 Part 2 TrailerVideo: Postmortem - Nan Flanagan on Sunday Morning With McCaffertyWikipedia: Marie of RomaniaWikipedia: EshuWikipedia: ShangoRules of Karnoffel Card Game

Bon jour, mes ami!  Join us in this week's show, as we turn our attention to vampire texting, man-hugs, dissolving faces and possible blunt-smoking.  godhatesfangs05trouble.mp3Links:First Ten Pages of True Blood Comic Issue OnePainting of Russell and TalbotLet The Right One In TrailerLet Me In Trailer

Hola, amigos!  Welcome back, here's episode four, in which we contemplate suckerpunches, inbreeding, dead strippers and Rudyard Kipling.  Enjoy!godhatesfangs049crimes.mp3Links:Entertainment Weekly Article on Set DesignAutocar Article on SV9 CompetizioneMythological Creatures: Vampires VideoMythological Creatures: Shape-Shifters VideoWikipedia Article on Goody Osborne and the Salem Witch Trials"The Betrothed" by Rudyard Kipling

Here it is ladies and gents, our very first podcast! Listen to us discuss serial killer babies, Lafayette's medicine cabinet, sleeping in dirt and six hour vampire sex marathons. godhatesfangs01badblood.mp3Links:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfsangelhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WerwolfBATTLE OF THE FANG!To donate to Stephen Moyer's charity:http://www.trueblood-news.com/battle-of-the-fang-a-looziana-grudge-matchTo donate to Alexander Skarsgard's charity:http://askarsgard.com/?p=13520

Welcome back folks, here's our second podcast!  This week we're discussing Nazi werewolves, blood-flavoured ice cream, chainsaws and kickass boots.  godhatesfangs02beautifullybroken.mp3Links:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thoryhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christinehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longwood_(Natchez,_Mississippi) Snoop Dogg - Oh Sookie on Youtube

Greetings comrades!  Join us in episode three of our podcast, in which we ponder werewolf bar brawls, vampire Elvis, neck-breaking sex and Sam's pa's filthy underpants.godhatesfangs03ithurtsmetoo.mp3Links:Jessica's Video BlogStill of Bill's family photo from season 1