Accuracy Third

The Punisher: a playa name you get when you deserve it. Boston burning. Thad on Thad violence. A kitchen to run, a place to poo, and lamps to light. Pissedbob Runningpants. The job and the purpose. What we have duct tape for. Tree of Tenere. Desert Guard of Tsushima. Poser Moons. Conclave's lighter. Boston's burners' burner expresses. It translates to báles vathiá. Music: Faulty Machine Recordings Service - "Marina (SRW vs. FMRS Remix)"

Rex has an announcement. Everything: staying the same for dday. Click here to see our ethics policy. Music: "Thick From The Back" by SPEKt1

Xeno graces our new studio for its inaugural interview. D-day can pun as well. Hollow grievances. Going to chat. 10 Gallon shade. Clear and present valued. Burn barrel folk. RIP Easy Going. Anti-racies & shallow graves. Xeno danger evil at the only email service provider that exists dot com. Content Warning: Tirades about cops throughout; addict shit; and friend death.

The aforeunmentioned points system. Burnmeisters & the Secret Society Rundown. Meeting Camino. Meeting Camino. Meeti ng Camino. Meeting Camino. Spiritual Constipation. The Lens. Mega Mega. Beth: asking the hard-hitting questions. Singularity. The hammocks with the corpses. Whatever many stones. Spike's. Spanky's. The Hive. An eureka moment. Hot martinis. Fuck Saw assumptions. A water lawyer of some renown. InstaFans. Rom-Comming Man. All of that garbage. Camino needs the blossom. Music: Faulty Machine Recordings Service - "Midnite Snack (Feat. George Madrid)"

Go fund Ranger Halston: http://gofundme.com/f/eyebeam Baker Beach Beginning. You got anything new to burn? Shot to maim. HeeBeeJeeBee Healer. Radio Elektra. Shock Collared. Graveyard Dirt Ranger. You'll have to deal with that. Little infections of Burning Man. Not being freesponsible. Farming. The problem with Worker's Comp. Also, don't take acetaminophen. Plus, doggo in the background. August 30th, 2014 Man burn night. Persistent issues. Three to ten miles. Sandpersons. Literally a split second. Brand new issues. How much for how much? Those are great things. #BringBackTheGuns

Krissy is Emmeline VS. Ribbons. Hat rooms: a thing. How to cure your agoraphobia with nudism. Just Jo Burner. Fuck you, Santa Rampage. Dark Skies was on a playa. Singularity. SN-RG. The Lukas shot. Cuddle Bunk & the problem with cookies. Porno Pyro Pirates's dome goes flying. Pornaoke. Just-the-Tip Jousting. Everyone's asshole pass. Spanky's work. Playfully Yours: beginner bondage 101. Captain Bill's No-Float Boat. The Dubstep Ice Cream Truck. Danny Boy burned the Juggalo Bar. Element 11. Music: Coywolf "Friends" https://coywolfsound.bandcamp.com/

Finalizing the fixing-up of our feed, so prepare for the second-half of our first season in all its awkward glory. Features modesty trimmed versions of episodes 5-8 of season one. S01 E05 – Bitten by the Temple of Tetanus The story of the conception and build of the beautiful Mazu Temple from 2015. We talk to Nathan (aka Witchdoctor,) about the behind-the-scenes pitfalls of getting entangled in a large-scale, transcontinental playa installation. S01 E06 – How Barbie, Gummybear, & Nathan Lost Their Virginity Stories about going to Burning Man for the first time. Gummybear flees Yellowstone. How Nathan got hired for Black Rock City. Barbie says Burning Man is transformative. S01 E07 -Yeah, They’re Not Gonna Like You at the Goldmine DPW is in the studio today in the form of Xeno, the guy you want to talk to if you need a crew to build you official, DPW-certified shade structures. That’s if you can locate him, though, because there are some times when he finds himself more in need of rescue than anything

Something has gone all sideways with our feed, so here's our chance to revisit season one, and laugh at how awkward we were. SO MANY DROP-INS!!!1!! Features modesty trimmed versions of episodes 1-4 of season one. Music (at the end): Carl Fenton's Orchestra, "Sweet Lady" 1921 Courtesy of archive.org S01 E01 – How Smoke Daddy Got His Job Accuracy Third is a podcast collecting an oral history of Black Rock. We are looking for your very best stories from and about That Thing In The Desert. This episode introduces your hosts, Rex & D-Day, and our illustrious producer, Drunk Beth. Starring Smoke Daddy & Andale’. S01 E02 – Violet’s Passions Rex & D-Day interview Violet, who has a lot to say about different facets of passion at Burning Man, with her friend and D-Day’s wife, Creampie, piping up in the background, while Drunk Beth arrives to the recording session a little too late to contain D-Day’s poor voice modulation. S01 E03 – Jon Was a Teenage Juggler Drunk Beth’s boyfriend Jon tells Rex & D-day a

Sticky hand stuff. Ty's BLOG. OUR survival guide. The AEZ & Poni. Naked raver hippie anarchists. The Trump DEA, specifically. Itemized grocery shit. Some people don't like it. Funnel Vision's big mistake. Hang a blinky light from it. Not a can't-er; a won't-er. YOU'RE going to DIE (some years.) Themeless camps. Tamping it down. Fall Zone Circus. Temple of Gravity. The mechanics of The Sonic Runway. The Universal Life Experience Gay Orgy Tent. THat's probably where it is. Daddy Culture or: How I Learned to Stop Judging and Implore Listeners to Send Rex Leather Captain Hats. A shanking offense. The Dildo Garden. A one-of-a-kind episode. https://dustmight.camp Music: Wate "Message from the Cosmos (Instrumental)"

Xander & Ginger Beer are #FromGate. Burning a man in effigy, annually. Everyone can make coffee. Big waffle energy. Hello. Contact dancing IS happening. The big storm. Judgment and the dread. Wherefore art thou, Jub-Jub?! Them first and the get-me get-mees. Group bondage culture. Gumshoe rangering. Officer Pig. Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be Death Guild. Box Office Beep. "Some" parents. From The Black Hole to the Gate. Yes no no. Smuggling wets. Both-sidesing the bar. Having a moment. Dumpster fires. #NeverForgetTheyAreCops Music: THAT Damned Band "Phantasmagoric Cabaret" https://thatdamnedband.com/

It's the most noggiest time of the year. Engineer porn. SF don't like BRC. Check your dick to own the libs. Thank yous to guest and patron, Neko. December 2022. A swing and a what. Skewing male. Derp red pill. It has a playa. Blurred lines. In your shit: glutamate. WHAT WE'VE BEEN WATCHING: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Veep, Noah vs Mother!, Oakie Noodling.   #BrokenPeopleDontChange #LASDgangs #Antinatalism WHAT WE ARE LISTENING TO: Citations Needed: https://citationsneeded.libsyn.com/ Eat the Rich: https://soundcloud.com/eattherichpod TRASHFUTURE: https://trashfuturepodcast.podbean.com/ Strong Songs: https://strongsongspodcast.com/ Story Shed: https://app.kidslisten.org/pod/Story-Shed Qanon Anonymous : https://www.qanonanonymous.com/ Knowledge Fight: https://knowledgefight.com/ Maintenance Phase: http://maintenancephase.com/ You're Wrong About: https://yourewrongabout.com/ On the Media: https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/otm Music: "Burning Man 2015 - Sleazy Beaches (Bass Set)" by Escher

There were 2022 announcements. Rich people: now with the same rules as actual people. No more commercial rentals. Unique = placement. Share your placement nightmares with us, maybe? No coffee nor shop in 2022. What happened? What's going to happen? Validations. The money thing & history. Rexggestions. Volunteer for BRC. No reason to despair. Coffee Shop volunteer concerns. Performance art gallery. No carpet while we're at it. 2022 here we go.    Music: "Candlelit" by Midtown Social https://www.midtownsocialband.com/

He is a certified doctor of Yesology and he says, "Yes." Burn Dot Life. Electric kazoos and many awfullest cheapest instruments. Remember Ryan Zinke's BLM extravaganza of illegal bullshits. The road Pigs. Dildo Akbar's service to the cause. Gross-Out First Thing Thursday Morning. Not ever, not EVER. Catch as catch can. Hi, Hug Deli. The applause conspiracy. The Drunk Bob of BRC. Workers rights royalty. Make America Punch-Fist Again. Scholarshipping. Polarized lens. Extreme-o weirdos. They're not art. Templing. Diffusing Thunder Dome. Archetypal Rangering. Not a joke (x2). Not our composer, Lizard. Tiny noises. Waste-based culture. #WeirdoutWednesday #BurnDotLife #MomTattoo "My Favorite Things" - Burning Man version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4waa6wy7cSw

Lazy-Ass Fuckers VS Lazy Ass-Fuckers. Sassy's playa produce rundown. Boutique Burners. Rando-In-Law. They give out clean socks. Black Water Guardians. Small dog camp. The worst swings ever. Dday gets the shit. Nate shows off. Portal Burn, the VAG, and Frostburn. Solid goals. People: yelling. LED jocks. The BFG. You need a Ranger. Weepout Wednesday. The Hurting Games. Where Ashram Galactica were. How lending works. Bikes for tykes. The hardest greet-day. Music: "Burning Man 2015 - Sleazy Beaches (Bass Set)" by Escher Beat https://soundcloud.com/escherbeat

Burn Barrel chatting with Whisper. House of the Devil. Where sucks? He should listen to this. Nope. Hammock hangout. Pollination. Wedding camp industrial complex. Plastic Chapel. Child Executive Officers. Morning nudies. How'd we miss the hammer? We're very big. Places and things all over playa. Weekly Qworld Anon. Secret Listener Q & A Showdown! Let's hang out. That radical IATSE shit. How cool is the sauna? Your guts should be at ease. #VolunteerIce #FundOurPraxis Music: "Deep Playa Wonderings - Incantation Breath (Escher Beat Mix)" by Escher Beat https://soundcloud.com/escherbeat

He is Tech Joel. Katie wheel. Plan B & Meow Wolves. A lot in Empire, Nevada. Daytime Theme Camp A+++. Manifesting Man. What we would call Esplanade. Temple of Renegade Shade. Franchise Freedom flies. Purple and red and orange. Far out. 16 of them. No SF to BRC. Chasing the experience numbers. The Fully Mediated Lotus. Wednesday people. Hippie-like mountains. Just meet people. Heavy and very itchy. The Turtles at futureturtles.com. Also, The Gay Camps Minute. Plus, The Placement Second. #NewPlague #NoGo Music: "Transportation" by Shakano

It's ancient unused interview day, with two dogs, two guests on one mic, & there's nothing you or we can do about it. This was taken out of the vault in remembrance of the anniversary of our dear friend Mikl-Em's passing. Levity from Cafe & elsewheres. Mikl-Em of Bianca's Smut Shack et al. At least it's an ethos. Load. You should be my peeing friend. The worst time of your life. Something we forgot we used to do. Mini migration. The City Metaphor. Oedipal not edible. Also, the world if we ran it. Plus, Mikl was always game and he is missed every day. Music: Monkey Shave by Thee Harlequine The late, great Mikl-Em. R.I.P. my friend. https://blog.longnow.org/02020/08/31/rip-michael-mcelligott/

Friendly friends and the friends who reference them. Lowlights, but highlights, too. Duning Kreuger, brought to you by Brian. Poop on phone and sandy butthole. My book: An Excess Male. Brian, dune spirit, earned a playa name(s). Qualifier Christ and the Jesi. As we said before, don't buy that shade structure. Splitting woods. You like dugs? In the SparkleDark TM. Oregon's finest Nazi tattoo. Hole or pit? Rental hippies. Hotel Reading, California. Almost eating. Initials at the commune. Also, pack a pair of pants. Plus, friction lid failure. Music: "Particles" by Wildlife Control https://wildlifecontrol.bandcamp.com/

Friendship camping. Puce. Special event permit. Riveting flags. If you get sent home; you get sent home. Cyberpunk 2077. Assassin's Creed: Valhalla et others. Divinity 2. Horizon: Zero Dawn. Ghost of Tsushima. Disco Elysium. Gloomhaven: Jaws of the Lion. Baldur's Gate 3. Wingspan. Plus, I got Beth. Also, that was a Kobold child. Music by Tate Robertson https://soundcloud.com/taterobertson/forgot-to-call

GPE DOES NOT ENDORSE THIS INTERVIEW. This one, Permit, volunteers. Some perks to pushin'. Gate Fair people and Useless Liberal Gate Degrees. The Gate skinner box. Escape velocity. A lot of overnights. Generations of feelings. The Phallus Palace. Knocking departments. Superglue mgmt. Consent in the hole. Kaiser is death panels. No moar dept gossip. The Live Journal Pump Raiders Project Theme Camp Gaming Convention Emeritus. Fuck you, I'm in Staff Land. The Lyft drivers. You will be mercilessly ribbed. Car attack! The far side of playa. You're the universe. Pastel black. High tolerance for boredom. Plus, rest in piss, my man. Also, we have a YouTube channel. Music by Tate Robertson https://soundcloud.com/taterobertson/forgot-to-call Photo Credit: Arsenic (IG @LightAlchemy) A note from Permit: "When this was recorded in December, 2019 I was under the assumption that I was on the autism spectrum. In January 2020 I had a neurological assessment and in February 2020 I received a diagnosis of OCPD (Obsessive-Com