Accuracy Third

LISTENER APPRECIATION PARTY! 2:00 PM @ Lamplighters Bar on Weds of Event Week. Season ender talky-talky episode for your packing day or drive to Burning Man.  The coffee burns! But there are other things worth drinking in the world. Like canned cocktails! The Ranch. Critical NW. Minty Fresh NW. Floating Down NW. Cougar Oogle Hour NW. Sparkle Ponied NW. The Salon Factory. Instantiating Beth's fucking fuck room. What is SAP. Interviewee interviews. Consent-A-Thon upcoming.  READ: TAZ by Hakim Bey & Cosmic Trigger by RAW.  View unhelpful reviews: 1 STAR - 2019 5 STARS - 2009 1 STAR - 2017 5 STARS - 2007 1 STAR - 2012 1 STAR - 2019 4 STARS - 2023 1 STAR - 2017 NOT SO FUN PSA: Test your fun powders and for FUCKS SAKE don't use alone.  Anyone can find BUDDY at ANONYMOUS VILLAGE for fentanyl test strips and Narcan. DISCORD Ask A3rd Anything questions:  Undies rec? Remove one of the ten principles? New principle adddition?@dday - the story of your first burn? Punish w/ a vol shift? Guess whom? Junk bucket? Accura

Extra tough. Diplo's shoes. Commissary. The Man rope. Knots. Sea Daddies. Illumination art shop. Rigging. Three day washing problem. Kitchen excellence. Tattoos. Underwater. The Grotto. MUSIC: "Think Only Words" by Late Bus A3rd VAG (Virgin Acculturation Guide): https://accuracythird.com/survival-guide/virgin-acculturation-guide/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Fender Bender, but also Punisher (from S05 E23.) So Hoyle & Super Pet. Butt hump lamps. The Lantern with The Wick or The Dirty Dietz? Lamplighter kitchen = 75*2. Beth's ass: wet. A NIGHTMARE of eggs. Mud pasta. Docking burgers. Gendered chickens. The live stream could I? Rock, paper, Dildo. Thad on Thad violence. A bloody Flip Flop. Inner Pees. MUSIC: "Think Only Words" by Late Bus Fender Bender kicks some ass at Thunderdome https://youtu.be/ifQ0gu381Ro?feature=shared A3rd VAG (Virgin Acculturation Guide): https://accuracythird.com/survival-guide/virgin-acculturation-guide/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Other This Travis is Tri-Trav McDanger. Weird: 2006ish. Illumination Monoliths. The Vulcan Town Empire Collective Town. An acquired scent. The Persistence of Dali. Singular bag pile. Tuesday, Thursday, Friday probably 2025. Spin Jam! Society. Fire spinning conclave. Un-fuck your burn. FIST CHURCH FOR FUCK'S SAKE. Dday gets his plaudits. Mongols & their mongolizing.  Vulcan Empire website: https://vulcanempire.org/ Empire Fire Collective (EFC) videos for Fire Conclave: https://www.youtube.com/@EmpireFireCollective Photos of EFC on Playa etc.: https://www.instagram.com/empirefirecollective MUSIC: "Requit" by 10kdB (It This Travis.) https://10kdb.bandcamp.com/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Xeno brought us a Mateo. Name dropping Robert Burke's Buffalo. The Cyber Bus Buffalo. Some real douche bags. The Directioner. Monkey Ranch. Extra Action Marching Band. Qualified operators. Dada Fest. Extreme Elvis. Blindspotting. Heather votes for blood. La Contessa. The Poet Answan. Formal Wear for a Messy Evening. Rime of the Ancient Mariner but like as a theme or something. Greg Jones, Amazing Human Being. The Port of Algiers.  Bonafides. The Car Hunts. It's Northern Nevada.  MUSIC: "Thank You" by Late Bus XENO'S LINKS OF LINKAGE: Fireboy Wally on Ripley's Believe it or Not?!: https://youtu.be/tG1I2NsmE9c?t=1930 Extreme Elvis and the Extra Action Marching Band on Playa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDGLPrZRXos La Contessa and The Whale on Playa: pt 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXdEVIiV-ss pt 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxRke8kUSI Shooter making a video.... couldn't find Dr. Fuckofski: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcbgKS9WE6I Desolation Center: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66spZRiFjJI

Meet Paige, purveyor of fine cat buttholes. Individual cupcake butts. Butthole Mounting System (BMS). Shouting at buttholes. Getting the Flem out. VW Bus Camp Walter. Buszilla. New Theme: Bad Snacks. A Volkswagen friend. Math Camp. Hula Hooping Economy. The Lost Machine. Henry Chang's awesome cars. Stardust. Purr Pods. Point San Pablo Harbor.  MUSIC: "Beer for Lunch" by Late Bus JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Get a taste of the treats that our patrons receive. The almost-unedited conversation between DDay, Beth, and Iandustrial about Soak, but mostly what happened at the wet burn and how stupid Burning Man themes are. 

It's time for another Burn Barrel chat-a-thon episode! Rex: confidenty doesn't know what he's talking about. DDay: confidently along for the ride. Beth: confidently making things simple and clear. All of us: making requests of Late Bus. Couple to Thruple. That Kevin Spacey Documentary. Crumb.  Ask A3rd Anythings: Why did y’all stop doing the cut-in edits? When you do Resto Ep? Performance art things last year? DDay rock the plumpers? When where not finding what wanted led to finding amazing? What is the worst ate or drank? What is best advice you got? What's "best" advice that was worst? If through some weird dimensional time vortex you found yourself in the first few black rock desert burns in the late '80s & early '90s and were part of the inner circle with Larry Harvey & the founders, knowing what you know now, what would you have the Org do differently to change the future of the burn and burn culture? What was best day? What worst? Worried about population collapse? Will A3rd refresh the Survival

Overfuckingrated at SOAK 2023. IANDUSTRIAL. SHE WHO HAS NO NAME AT THE MOMENT. SPACE CADET. NATASHA. Ignition NW. Critical (Massive.) Counting the sex camps. Kinky Fucking Campers. Sex positivity. DTF = not a sex camp. RevoFUCKINGlution. AbsoFUCKINGlution. IPfuckingA. A glory hole shadow theater with corndogs. Main Burnarble Structure. Summer Camp. Cold S'mores. Flaming Giraffe Art Car. Big jellyfish. MANIMAL. CHEF JUKE. Also Burnout. The Burner Barn is a resource. EMILY goes as long as the song. Soul Train Christopher. BRC Welding & Repair. Other "friends." Blue Light District est. 1997. Swiss Space Bar. SENSEI STRANGE, indeed. Flipside. 6907 camp? APPARATUS. Seacompression. PABLOVEX? The interest is there. Unbroken Spring. Thinning the thicket. Shift. DIMLY. Massive massive. Bridge & tunnel volunteering. Train your replacement. BRATTY CAT. Not just one team. School of Burning Man Event Production. Can't sit still. Rainbow procession.  MUSIC: "Your State Smells Like Cow Shit" by Late Bus JOIN OUR DIS

Justice for Snieeeffles with Bandicunt & Emerald. Struggles. Pizza girlfriend. WTF, Reno hotels? Mrs. Robinson camp. Reflective sails. No dick for Sneeeffles. La Victrola. Night at the car spike. Frozen oasis. Wrecked car. Hate 15. MUSIC: "nOISE BEAT" by Late Bus (from discord & NH) JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/hwwbQfVW FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Professor Plague but also the return of Frisky Whiskey. Talking to anyone about how Survey starts it all. Impatient, but slow. Captain Blackthorn. Haboob. The Octagon. PLACEMEEEEEENT! The Raven. Squiring. Defining the promenades. Cadmus's hypersigil. The cops have visited. 5:30 & Man Face. Infrastructural art. THE APPARATUS. The citadel and the shrine. The Hobo Gobbelins. Spires Music Conservatory. Geekfest. 510-BAD-SMUT. Foam swords in the Mad Max pit. That Damned Band and the 999 Eyes Freak Show. Spireses. The 420 one.  MUSIC: Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits, "Life Is Excellent - The Muzak Version", "Life is Excellent" bobbyjoeebola.com https://bobbyjoeebola.bandcamp.com/ "Trainwreck to Narnia" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30PT2zUbAeQ A short youtube thing about Survey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJBBU58MyZE Photo Credit: John Curley

Everyone belongs here, even a VR Birgin. All up in the 2020 Multiverse. BRC VR. Temple of the Heart. Touch the wood. Crossroads. Art Basel, community, all these things.  Meeting Glowjo the artist at Playa Alchemists. Ice infrastructure. Lamplighter thanking. The Lusty Chanterelle Kombucha Bar. Tech artistry. Farmer the Rigger. Burden of the Beast. Butterfly Heart break. Pray for Squirrel. Gotta love your neighbors. THE NAMENING, there is more of that and it is fucking anarchy today. MUSIC: "Oh Land - Rainbow" [TreyZilla Remix] http://www.soundcloud.com/TreyZilla JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Center Camp test strips & coffee. Buddy is fucking different at Anonymous Village. Pepe's Lingam. Palm Frond Effigy. Thanks to Maid Marian. He don't need no stinking ticket. Boyfriend VS. The Bud. The Meth Lab recipe. Wednesday to Wednesday. Slinging and pushing. Lovin' Oven: really cool. Hubris & Broken Dreams. Passing the ham around. Secret goals. B.R.C.P.S. If you want to know if there is more of the NAMENING, you can be sure there is. Also, an ASK from XENO. MUSIC: "Skin, It Itches" by Me Rex https://merex.bandcamp.com/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Sign Shopping around with Dark Sparkle. What The Saloon is. Hello, Fence Day. Howdy, Sign Shop. Cancelling the event. Foundational NVO. Wood signs and metal signs and all signs point to but one. Walking only areas. Fairywood is where it was. Sweet Peach: taking Wink out. Roller discoing. Piss Clear. Kaiju Pacman &  Snowpack. Points of Scummy crossover. Giant X. Pete Hudson's amazing strobing shit. Big RJ. The (Not) Waffle. We miss Root Society. Just a guy's problem. Have some of THE NAMENING, as a tasty treat. MUSIC: "Rainbowarrior live at OODE 2022" by Rainb0warri0r https://www.mixcloud.com/Rainb0warri0r/rainbowarrior-live-at-oode-2022/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

The Right Stuff with Meta & Front Tug. So, so many pets. All the steps. They have a sanctuary. WE CHANGE EVERYTHING. Baba Yaga's House. ESD logistics. P.I.V. games. Chick with a laptop. A little bit of power. Looking with a child's eyes. Free panties. Finding the lighter. CONTENT WARNING: Familial death. JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Ben with 740 Es. Burning Flipside & Freezerburn. A bit complicated. Lorco, bless his name. Fuck You Telecom. Loveburn. Toast? Mischevia. Bobby Heins and the Counter-Culture Polyamory Epidemic. 3-love work. Goofball hippies: doing their thing. Brimstone the bar. Talkin' Whippets. Bad VS Worse Advice Booths. Wacky banana gambling. Fuck You Telecom is an art thing. Deal with Texas. Sanctuary. J. B. wears nametags. Fuck Rex, we takin' for havin's. LNT = LNT.  Be(x740)n sells his pants short. Texas: the Pennsylvania of wherever Texas is. Speaking of orgies. Be NAMENING now. https://www.burningflipside.com/art-project/fuck-you-telecom JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/hwwbQfVW FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social MUSIC: ME REX, "Infinity Worm"  https://merex.bandcamp.com/album/giant-elk

Our theme: diarrhea. A Nova is a huge hit. The talk to God oracle. Vibration of love and harmony. Paying to live. Radical gettin' it done. Sage-ing people. Frequency, the matrix, and Calling him Barney. Frequency, the matrix, currency, resonance,  vibration, & flow.  This threesome story. Manifesting a song pod. 100% Fin Dom. JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/hwwbQfVW FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social MUSIC: Nova & D-day, "Light Language"

Hanging out in camp with Passion. SABOTAGE! Janky Barge.  Cat Man Dude. The Diablo Gators. Black Rock Bandits. Camp Butter. Moments of defeat. Wishing well. The watch on the podcast yet. The Pegasus. Katie: awesome. Some scared bitches. The Swiss dumplings. Don't ask what your camp can do for you, ask for condoms & Doritos. Start with one. CostCo: the matchening. Burning HBCUs. THE NAMENING commences. A video of that Janky LIfestyle you've heard so much about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIHMHcQ-qw4. JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8ytjUN6E MUSIC: Dday, "SOUNDBED_02-2017_01"

Small Records & Sign shops. DPW recruits! David besties. Grief and grieving. Hundreds of metal lamps. Remember weekend warriors? The Taxidermed Temple. Temple of Joy. Stabblety Peg. DPW 2.0. When the ONE ARMED MAN was around. Gerlach Gil. What a flea circus is. Rock 'Em Sock 'Em. Tiny Vinyl & the M-Pox outbreak. Food from the kid's menu = episode image. MUSIC: "Strangleweed," by ME REX https://merex.bandcamp.com/album/giant-elk JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8UdsPhbG

A recipe to destroy everything. Great weather; fun party. Don't Reach Back: A Playa Miracle. 3 bath towels, 1 hand towel, and 2 wash rags. The second wet. Rangers: Triumphs. Andrew Christopher: Defeat. Mumblety-tarp. Dday and his perfect, epic, plumpers. Muck discourse. Third time's a Jibbitz. Driving out. Trust. Playaground. Lamplighters shots. Steam Bath Art Car. No, Node. 6:00 Lady Christ. Long Daniel. Watership Joshua Tree Vehicle. Vanishing Point. Galloping Pegasus Doodad Pressing Thing. Ankle-Breaking Swing. Fuck/Drug Closet. Porto Fuck-Rescue. Pile O' Bikes. Gloves Optional. Broken Dreams. Howdy, Roger! Beth, bedraggled. Please do.  Ziggurat space.  Beth's Fart-Buddhism. Another set of buttholes. Drones: the clip art of art-art. City Limits. Stupid hippie mud-rave protestations. The themes next year. MUSIC: dday, "Sneaks Peeks"