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It's all falling apart as the pulpit talks The Scottish Catman, Tupac being alive, bugchasers, and feminist Kesha parodies. Plus, the Deacon and the Cardinal perform dramatic readings of death metal lyrics. THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @thechurchabsurd! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot  #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

The boys cover skinwalkers, batsquatch, an excerpt from Pee Wee Gaskins' autobiography, and terrible National Anthem performances in honor of the election. THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation on Facebook, instagram, and Twitter! Search THE CHURCH ABSURD! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

It's the first ever Halloween special and it all falls apart when the party is crashed by the drunken Godfather. We play shocking trivia, cover the Toolbox Killers' Halloween murder, cringe at an emo rapper, and more! Shoutout to PEE ON THE PODS! Check them out on Podbean, iTunes, and all your favorite podcast apps. THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot  #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-a

Jess, Sam, and newcomer Chris unwrap the legend of the Bandage Man, take a peek inside Franklin Castle, revisit the manifesto of Patheticus, and have an intimate encounter with Slenderman. SEGMENTS UNHOLY BEASTS - Bandage Man - Franklin Castle - Calvin Parker -Sargel18 WTFU -More of Patheticus' Manifesto Cringe Corner - F**k Me Slenderman! -After Service Reception -Outtakes THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot  #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts --- Support this podcast: https://podcas

Jess and Sam shine a light on the Enfield Horror, revisit a documentary featured previously on WTFU, and Riley Reid cannot rap. Also, Bobby Brown apparently has banged a ghost. SEGMENTS UNHOLY BEASTS - Enfield Horror - Bobby Brown Banged A Ghost WTFU - Maregasm 2: The Second Coming - I'm a Necrophile, Ask Me Anything - The Letters of Charles Whitman Cringe Corner - Riley Reid Cannot Rap - Rose McGowan Rambles Lonnie Sings: BYOBigfoot -Outtakes THE CHURCH ABSURD IS available on all podcasts apps, iTunes, Google Play, TuneIn, Stitcher, and wherever you get your podcasts. All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupid #impressions #4chan #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot  #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts --- Support this podc

The Reverend and Deacon look at the Ratman, the 4chan School Shooter manifesto, and some snakes get busted. Lonnie instructs the boys on what the Squatch says.   THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

Reverend Jess and Deacon Sam look at The Beast Of The Land Between The Lakes, the Virginia tech shooter manifesto (in impressions), a Canadian freeman, and we insult Murray State University for really no reason. SEGMENTS: UNHOLY BEASTS - The Beast of the Land Between The Lakes - Gef - Spooky Story Time WTFU - Disturbing News Stories - Impressions Game: Virginia Tech Shooter Manifesto Cringe Corner - Die Cis Scum - Canadian Freeman - 4th Baby announcement THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #murraystateuniversity #stupis #impressions #virginiatech #serialkiller #truecrime #memes #morgue #stupid #florida #comedy #bigfoot  #podernfamily #podcast #podm

The terrible trio look at Spring Heeled Jack, the Son of Sam letters (in impressions), a "virtuous" pedophile, more Dr. Phil, and the Cringe Corner gets personal. Also, as a special treat for the 25th episode, Lonnie debuts another hit from his album! Segments Include: UNHOLY BEASTS - Spring Heeled Jack -  Human Ape Hybrid experiments - Spooky Story Time: tEh FAt GhoST WTFU -Impressions Game: The Son of Sam Letters - A "Virtuous" Pedophile Cringe Corner - "No! I Don't Wanna Get A Job!" - A Real Life Letterkenny Skid ( https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=w-TGBgIBlq4) - Personal Cringe: The Grammar Gang Punctuate That Sentence! (https://youtu.be/lagsR-cD_EU) - "Bigfoot On My Property" by Lonnie King - After Service Reception THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A F

The demented duo of Reverend Jess and Deacon Sam talk Owlman, people remove a part of themselves to sing better, crime scenes, and a sad man named Joey and his food reviewing world tour. Also, Deacon Sam receives a letter from a secret admirer. SEGMENTS UNHOLY BEASTS - Owlman - Indrid Cold - Spooky Story Time WTFU - Alessandro Moreschi - Flowers In The Attic  - Crime Scene Stories Cringe Corner: - Joey's World Tour - I Got Hugged By A Girl! - Pee Fight Mail Time! - A Letter For Deacon Sam - After Service Reception - Outtakes All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #flatearth #angryginger #impressions #stalker #serialkiller #truecrime #coppercab #morgu

Newlywed Deacon Sam returns to the Fat Chapel to tell a cautionary tale of alcohol and port-a-potties. The boys look at the Sheepsquatch, Coppercab's apology for slavery, Richard Chase's unquenchable thirst, and some of the most heartful A.C. lyrics as they get the impressions treatment. Finally, capped off with a game of Shocking Trivia with Jon's first shock collar experience. It doesn't go well for him. SEGMENTS -Jon's Crappy Saturday UNHOLY BEASTS - Sheepsquatch - Spooky Story Spectacular WTFU -Back to the Boom De Yada -Richard Chase Impressions Game: A.C. Lyrics Cringe Corner: - Coppercab Apologies For Slavery - The Best Blink 182 Cover - Juggalo Ryda Reborn -GAME TIME: SHOCKING MOVIE TRIVIA -Outtakes All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! P

This was the attempt at episode 23 but Reverend Jess was tired and we didn't have Deacon Sam back. It is absolutely stupid. We apologize and assure you that the other episodes are better. SEGMENTS INCLUDE Unholy Beats - Dover Demon Cringe Corner - The Juggalo Ryda Spectacular All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #flatearth #whowasphone #serialkiller #truecrime #lallorona #morgue #boomdeyada #florida #comedy #it #philcollins #bigfoot #machoman #obama #podernfamily #podcast #podmafia #underdogpodcasts #follow #applepodcasts #movies #videogames #vault606 #xbox #playstation --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absur

Reverend Jess and The Fickle Fanboy team up for this week's service to talk Mexican Weeping Women, good old American preacher homophobia, and a man who has a relationship with inflatable animals. Also, Jess brings on Tom and Karlo from The Designated Drinkers podcast to talk shadow people and road ghosts. SEGMENTS INCLUDE Unholy Beats - La Llorona - The Midnight Game - Listener Stories: Road Ghosts and Hat Men with Tom and Karlo from The Designated Drinkers   WTFU: - Christian Fear Mongering: A Righteous Government -Boom De Yada: https://www.facebook.com/970408256344946/videos/1145842352134868/ Cringe Corner: - Inflateable Animal Love - Lightning Round: Soundcloud Rapper's Thrift Shop Parody -Lonnie Sings Phil Collins -Outtakes Check out The Fickle Fanboy at @theficklefanboypodcast Check out Designated Drinkers at designateddrinkers.podbean.com All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLUL

This week, Reverend Jess brings Altar Server Jonathan back to the Fat Chapel and Deacon Sam is missing in action, so we call upon the all knowing Fickle Fanboy himself: RPM, to join us in the absurdity of Japanese monsters, kids who attempt comedy, the importance of cleaning your new tattoos, and the only real Super Saiyan. SEGMENTS INCLUDE Unholy Beasts: -  The Teke Teke - The Sacred Riana  https://youtu.be/kzEQNDNaSXA - The Dogman Returns!   WTFU: - The Last 40 Days of Junko Furuta  - Infected Tattoo Draining https://youtu.be/50yfro_biR8 Cringe Corner: -Super Saiyans Are Real! - 6 Year Old "Comedian" Blast Session: - Parents Who Put Their Kids on TV by Altar Server Jonathan - Easily Offended People by RPM - Deacon Sam by Reverend Jess -After Service Reception -Outtakes All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps

This week, it's a special episode as we talk with Ben Dale Combs, the overseer of Jackson's premiere video game store, Vault 606. Ben shares his occupational torment and we show them the right way to play trivia. All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This week, we look at Betty and Barney Hill, disturbing news stories, cringy singing competitions, have a Blast Session, and Sam doesn't understand when something is too soon. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - Betty and Barney Hill - Stephen King's New Book WTFU - Worst Tinder Date Ever - Magic: The Stabbing - Westfield Watcher Blast Session The Cringe Corner - Spank Me Santa - WB Superstar USA - Lonnie Sings - Conclusion - After Service Reception All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! #creepy #cryptids #conspiracytheories #nsfw #flatearth #whowasphone #serialkiller #truecrime #tinder #morgue #westfieldwatcher #florida #comedy #it #stephenking #jerseydevil #elliotrodger

This week, we look at Mel's Hole, investigate the reborn Incel Forum, listen to a Brony Parody song, and shock each other with shock collars. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - 4chan Ghost Battles - Mel's Hole - Sam's Childhood Ghost Story - A Legitimately Creepy Story WTFU - Jake Evans - Bad 911 Call Operators - 1 Guy, 1 Spoon - Incel Threads The Cringe Corner - Equestrian Idiot - Stop Making Fun Of Dragon Ball Z - That's Not Pee - Game Time: Shocking Trivia - Conclusion - After Service Reception All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This week, we look at the Jersey Devil, interview the methhead who went home with a serial killer, listen to some incel cringe, read some love words for Jesus, Lonnie sings Flo Rida, and David Berkowitz starts his own podcast in the After Service Reception. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - Jersey Devil - The spooky tale of the spoooky mann WTFU - Love Words To Jesus - Incel Threads The Cringe Corner - Revisting the homie from Wiscawnsin - My Mom Took My Vape - Lil Pump - Pruane2 Loves Obama - Classic Cringe: Why Must I Cry - Its So Cold In The D - Indian Road Rage - Lonnie Sings Flo Rida (Welcome To My Shed). - Conclusion - After Service Reception - The David Berkowitz Show All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate an

This week, we look at the Mothman, revisit A Serbian Film, read through Elliot Rodger's Manifesto, Lonnie sings A-Ha, and we revisit random emo songs from the early 2000s in the after service reception. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - Mothman - Alex Jones - Teh Day of All The Blood WTFU - A Serbian Film Baby Scene - Real life Newborn Porn - The Impressions Game: Patheticus' Master Plan The Cringe Corner - Preparing for the End Times with Jim Bakker buckets - "End Times" A Parody of "My Girl" - John Sakars Revisited - Kanye's Lift Yourself - Bad Stand Up Comedy - Lonnie Sings A-Ha. - Conclusion - After Service Reception All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! #creepy #cry

This week, we look at the Tengu, Jess meets a serial killer, Lonnie sings Post Malone, and we learn valuable lessons from Pruane2Forever. Who was phone? UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - Tengu - Flat Earthers - The Beast of Bladenboro - Creepy Mysteries - The Elevator Ritual WTFU - Jess Meets A Serial Killer - 911 Call: "Deal With It" - 911 Call: "His Head's Missing..." - 911 Call: "I'm Dying!" The Cringe Corner - Angry Juggalette WOW Player - The Legend of Pruane2Forever - Lonnie Sings Post Malone - Conclusion - AFTER SERVICE RECEPTION All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This week, the toxic trio talk Hodags, ghost hunts with show superfan Trobi, revisit Albert Fish's letters, check in on some Cringe Corner favorites, and play 2 Lies, 1 Truth. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - Hodag - Turnbull Canyon - Guest Ghost Stories: Trobi's Graveyard Adventure WTFU - Canadian Elliot Rodger - The Imitation Game: Albert Fish Revisited Cringe Corner - Bev And Bob Revisited - Mine Diamonds - ﹰRapping ﹰFor ﹰJesus - Christian Side Hug GAME TIME: 2 LIES 1 TRUTH - CONCLUSION - AFTER SERVICE RECEPTION --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support