Fat Lulz Radio

This week, Jonathan takes the night off so Jess and Sam talk the Pope Lick Monster, Kentucky urban legends, the Bjork Stalker, MCR fan fiction, and drug PSA. Also, Lonnie sings a song for you at the end. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - Pope Lick Monster - Kentucky Legends - The Truth About Donald Trump's Hair WTFU - Ricardo Lopez - My Chemical Necrophilia Romance CRINGE CORNER - Social Farter - I'm Pee Wee Herman and This Is Crack - Jacob Sartorius - Oppa Spongebob Style -Conclusion - Lonnie Sings All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This week, we see what happens when Jess and Sam drink Canadian whiskey.  It's an exercise in bad taste. We talk Agogwe, see how much more disturbing we can make the Toy Box Killer tape, revisit the cringy Juggalo rapper, and tell some lies. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - Agogwe - Party Sex Dolphin - The Truth About George W. WTFU - A Group Of Celebrities Channel The Toy Box Killer - 911 Call: My Chimp Cringe Corner - Juggalo Rap Revisited GAME TIME - Two Truths and Lie Outtakes --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

This week, it is the moment you've all been waiting for. The one and only Bigfoot Hunter: Lonnie. Join us for a 40+ minute interview with the man, the myth, the legend. It includes evidence, witness accounts, and a government cover-up. You do not want to miss this. After the interview, the boys look at cringy Juggalo rap, another Albert Fish letter, and play a game of Did The Juggalos Do It? SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - Melon Heads - The Lonnie Interview WTFU -  "Your Hot Peanut Butter" With Albert Fish The Cringe Corner - Kill The Hater - You Only Live Once Vocal Cover - IceJJFish -GAME TIME: Did The Juggalos Do It Rev. Jess VS Altar Server Jonathan -Conclusion -After Service Reception Special Thanks to Lonnie for coming on the show! Check out his upcoming book: Bigfoot Off Grid when it drops All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RA

This week, your toxic trio talk about globsters, the truth about Wal-Mart's low prices, well endowed gnomes, goths, and foreign insults. Jonathan channels the Toy Box Killer, and George Dunne of the podcast Second Shot takes the crew on a tour of an elderly sex dungeon. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - The Globster - Well Endowed Gnomes - The Wal-Mart Time Travel Truth WTFU -  "He's In The House" 911 Call -  The Toy Box Killer Tape - Scientologist Fear Mongering: Tom Cruise Is The Only One Who Can Help The Cringe Corner - The Life of A Goth - The Teen Werewolf - Dear Potheads by Coppercab - Guest Appearance: Sex Dunnegeon with George Dunne - Cold Drinks Training Video for Wendy's (https://youtu.be/PJ-JBFXh2IU) -GAME TIME: Foreign Swears with Deacon Sam VS Altar Server Jonathan -Conclusion -Outtakes Special Thanks to George Dunne for calling in! Check out his podcast: Second Shot, available through Above Below Entertainment on all podcast platforms! All products promoted on

This week, Jess and Sam talk about a magical frogman, discover what JRHNBR means, torture Altar Server Jonathan with a 9 volt battery, train for future careers at Wendy's, and delve into the world of Minecraft song parodies. Also, world renowned comedian Chris Paugh talks to us about ghost turds. It gets pretty messed up this time around folks. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - The Loveland Frog - Wereotters - The Voicemail Malaysian Flight 370 Conspiracy from Twitter -Guest Appearance: Ghost Turds with Chris Paugh WTFU - Evalion - JRHNBR - Christian Fear Mongering: The Spirit of Truth - Whitney Wisconsin The Cringe Corner - Mine Oddity by Minecraft Awesome Parodies - Karla Holmolka - Hot Drinks Training Video for Wendy's ( https://youtu.be/3xSyVjkSib4) -GAME TIME: Shocking Movie Trivia with Deacon Sam VS Altar Server Jonathan -Conclusion -After Service Reception Special Thanks to Chris Paugh for calling in! Check out his new album: APAUGHCALYPSE NOW, available May 11th through

This week, Jess and Sam take a look at weird Japanese monsters that love butt stuff, vegans who are inappropriate with papaya, Kyle Odom's close encounters, and Ugandan homophobia. Also, we get accused of being anti-gay. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - South Bay Bessie, The Lake Erie Monster - The Shirime (https://hyakumonogatari.com/2012/08/19/shirime-eyeball-butt/) - The Kappa (https://hyakumonogatari.com/2012/01/25/kappa-to-shirikodama-kappa-and-the-small-anus-ball/) -Close Encounters with Kyle Odom (Kyle Odom's Manifesto: https://www.scribd.com/doc/303424144/Kyle-Odom-s-Manifesto) WTFU - Don Spirits' Bad Day (911 Call) - Christian Fear Mongering: Eat Da Poo Poo - The Sound of Schizophrenia The Cringe Corner - Bev and Bob sing Chop Suey! (https://youtu.be/LG-X1iOQBXE) - Pewdiepie Roasted! by THEROASTINGKID1907 -VVJ By John Sakars ( https://youtu.be/BTm9LgnHGxM) -Conclusion - The Longest After Service Reception Ever All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made

After Jess recovers from illness, the boys are back! This week, your horrible hosts cover two cryptids, tell the tale of a gym rat turned Ghostbuster, get a taste of Japanese rock music, and try to curb an addiction. This and much more await the congregation so have a listen! SEGMENTS INCLUDE: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES - The Crawsfordsville Monster - The Thetis Lake Monster - The Ghost Who Couldn't Lift (4chan Story) WTFU - "I Kill My Kids" 911 Call - Christian Fear Mongering: Crack That Wrist! - Spongebob Theme 800 Times Slower - Chu Chu Lovely by Maximum The Hormone Analysis The Cringe Corner - I Love Money by Longneck (https://youtu.be/eXIk9V8TFcg) - Problem by Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend (https://youtu.be/0Ta-ki-V5o0) -Jess and Sam Try The Reboot App GAME TIME: B-Movie Titles  (The Aftermath of the Game can be seen here: https://twitter.com/RevJess_FLRadio/status/973915799978151936?s=19) -Conclusion -After Service Reception All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by Fal

A late night service has Jess and Sam looking at the Flatwoods Monster, Grave Robbing For Morons, and comparing the quotes of Putin and Bernie Sanders. Also, the depraved duo premiere the new segment: The Cringe Corner. SEGMENTS INCLUDE: -Unholy Beasts: The Flatwoods Monster WTFU - Ruth's Unexpected Guest (911 Call) - You Have 1 New Message (The Original Night Stalker) - Grave Robbing For Morons The Cringe Corner - Sceneable (10 Years Old) Tells Us Why We Need Communism - The Angriest Juggalette Ever GAME TIME: Putin or Sanders? -Conclusion -After Service Reception Prep -After Service Reception All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

The Church Absurd is in service with special guest and alter server, Jonathan. The terrible trio talk Dear David, the Bear Lake Monster, the Child of Rage, and more! The party continues a game of Is It On Pornhub? and the karaoke punishment that follows. Segments: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES  - The Bear Lake Monster -  Dear David (https://storify.com/moby_dickhead/dear-david) WTFU - Elliot's Supreme Lady - The Child of Rage - Byron Smith's Thanksgiving 2012 GAME TIME: Is It On Pornhub? -Karaoke Punishment: Rocket Man -Fan Mail -Conclusion -After Service Reception Prep -After Service Reception All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com #podernfamily #podcast #comedy #truecrime #funny #cryptids #strange #nsfw #nowplaying #listennow #fatlulzradio #podmafia #creepy #childofrage #byronsmith #batman #eltonjohn #nerdculture #share --- Support this podcast: https://podcaster

After a night of Chinese food and a movie, Jess and Sam take a look at the Aswang, Elliot Rodger, a Christian woman's fear-inducing view on sex, and tell some personal ghost stories. Segments: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES  - A Brief Look at The Mandela Effect - The Aswang WTFU - Elliot Rodger's Retribution - Christian Fearmongering: Sex Has A Price Tag - Personal Ghost Stories with Sister Blaze-It and Deacon Sam -Fan Mail: RE: Liz's Shadow Person from David D. GAME TIME: Jaden Smith Tweets (Real or Fake) -Conclusion -After Service Reception All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

On this episode, things get spooky when Jess and Sam look at ghost dogs, the Weepy Voiced Killer, and listen to the infamous Area 51 Caller of Coast To Coast. Plus, a friend of the show shares two crazy stories of Shadow People and Ouija Boards. Segments: UNHOLY BEASTS AND BLASPHEMOUS THEORIES  - The Black Shuck - Shadow People and Ouija Boards with Liz. - The Area 51 Caller on Coast To Coast WTFU - A Letter From David Berkowitz - The Weepy Voiced Killer GAME TIME -Donald Trump or Kim Jong Un -Conclusion -After Service Reception All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

In the second episode, we discuss the Lizard Man, make fun of Dr. Phil's interview with a kid who beat his mother to death with a sledgehammer, play a quote guessing game of Alex Jones or Charles Manson, and more! Segments: -Intro -Unholy Beasts and Blasphemous Theories: The Lizard Man of Lee County -WTFU: Dr. Phil and Jeffrey Dahmer Fan Fiction -Game: Alex Jones or Charles Manson? -Infuriated Nerd Rant: Reverend Jess on Adult Swim. -Conclusion -After Service Reception Special Thanks to Jesse Ventura for our intro bumper! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For The Fake World. Contact The Church Absurd at FATLULZRADIO@GMAIL.COM --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support

The pilot episode! Brought to you by FalseCo! -Unholy Beasts and Blasphemous Theories: Lonnie and The Dogman -WTFU: The Grace Bud Letter -Occupational Torment: Small Town Gas Stations. Special thanks to Mike Calhoun of Chatter Squadron for the Chess Championship commercial! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-church-absurd-with-reverend-jess-and-deacon-sam/support