Hard 4 Cards

Ace of Spades Nate Craig;  miranda goes to Maui (shaka-heavy episode) & lauren has no idea what "normal" people "do"

Six of Clubs Ellie McElvain.  Lauren and Miranda cover the flat-circle of the hollywood fame fractal & do a dramatic reading of an old-roommate's 2013 facebook post.  Miranda "might be" marriage material.  Important conspiracy theories; Is Keanu Reeves immortal?

On this ratchet-adjacent episode, Lauren & Miranda tell the rugged, true story of seeing Magic Mike Live in Las Vegas & get hard with mischievous delight, comedian Richard Bain

Seven of Diamonds Molly Ruben-Long.  steve says "a woman isn['t truly a woman til she turns 27" before he and miranda subtly drop that they think they are wise.  Chinese Astrology.  Idiots.

Six of Diamonds Nichole Bagby.  Steve is too sober* to go to an Enrique Iglesias/Pitbull concert (*he's drinking again).  Bunnies.  Will Lauren get pregnant at Enrique Iglesias?  

Lauren and Miranda get hard with comedian Myke Wright!!!

Comedian Bri Pruett joins Lauren and Miranda to explore her future!

Comedian James Austin Johnson goes heads up with Lauren and Miranda and DESTINY!!!!

Comedian and Queen of Clubs Peggy O'Leary gets hard and talks to Miranda and Lauren about saints, unlocking her psychic potential and Coors Light! 

Comedian Jamel Johnson says Hi B**** to his FUTURE on this ALL NEW episode of "Hard 4 Cards"!

On this episode, Miranda and Lauren talk with their former roommate and recent Bachelor contestant, Dominique Alexis, and her post-Nick Viall future looks bright! 

We get hard for Destiny Cards with Kelly La Banco (celebrity make-up artist/eternal teenager) and talk partying, porn and procreation.

Alexandra Tweten, creator of the viral Instagram account "Bye Felipe!" (double 3 of Diamonds, baby!) gets Hard 4 Cards and we talk feminism, good fortune and fuckboys!

Do you love the Hard 4 Cards theme song? YOU ARE IN LUCK, because the guest this week is none other than the Angel Guide Kaylee Cole who created and performs that infectious jam! Lauren and Miranda lament a world without delivery martinis and talk to the delightful Kaylee Cole about the pleasures and perils of life as a 9 of Diamonds and 7 of Clubs!

This week on Hard 4 Cards, Miranda King and Lauren Brenner sit down with Sam Barbera, the multi-talented singer and bandleader of Los Angeles indie-pop delights Beginners! The three discuss Sam's white hot future, ghost hunting, Celine Dion and sexuality in the new dystopian America! 

Comedian Whitmer Thomas (Power Violence, Squidbillies) goes toe-2-toe with DESTINY!

On this episode of Hard 4 Cards, Miranda and Lauren welcome comedian Sam Tripoli (The Naughty Show, Punch Drunk Sports) and reveal that his path to success is paved with shmoozing, feelings and probably threesomes!

Comedian David Gborie has a lot of question for Lauren and Miranda! And guess what? The cards have all the answers...in SPADES!

Rachel Fisher (Eating Pie podcast) joins Lauren and Miranda to unveil her future! And let me tell you this:the cards NEVER LIE!

Comedian Megan Gailey goes toe-2-toe with Lauren and Miranda and DESTINY!