Mat And Lou: Badgers Cloned My Face

This month: the top ten foods from our childhoods, Ghostface Killah's tips for Valentine's Day, plus pandas, naked mole rats and the world's longest cat.Download episode 2 (mp3)

In spite of popular demand, we're back (back! BACK!) with a new monthly podcast for 2013. In episode one, we discuss the events of January, which as far as we're concerned was dominated by the closure of HMV, snowmageddon and Mat's vacuum cleaner breaking.Download episode 1 (mp3)

In the first episode, Louisa and Mat discuss plane crash survival, budget tattoo removal, uses for shoeboxes, and much, much more.Episode 1(36 minutes, contains some cuss words)

Episode 2In the second episode, we talk about the uncanny valley, Olly from The X Factor's wacky pants collection and the perils of scaling the side of your house while wearing Crocs.Warning! We paused the recording about seven and a half minutes in to eat pizzas, and for some reason after that the sound goes a bit weird. Sorry about that! It's all a learning curve eh?(38 minutes)

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat -- so we celebrate with a series of stories about Christmas trees entering people's bodies in a variety of repulsive ways. Recorded entirely on location in the hummus-eating, Guardian-reading aspirational badlands of North London.Episode 3 (34 minutes)

In our bumper Christmas special we discuss anthropomorphic mince pies, monogamous turkeys, and one lady's cunning plan to avoid paying for drinks at her office party. As an added bonus, also contains our entry in the race for Christmas number one! (Warning: may contain sleighbells).Episode 4 (37 minutes)

After a lengthy absence over the winter months, we're back! We've not wisely spent our hiatus preparing any material, but we do have a grizzly tale of petcare gone wrong, and a brand-new feature called Jesus Watch. Happy days!Episode 5 (35 minutes)

In our sixth podcast, we discuss our recent trip to north Wales, Louisa accidentally voting Conservative by picking up a free bag of crisps, and harrowing real-life stories involving gentrophile incest and body parts falling off. Fun for all the family! (Warning: not suitable for all the family).Episode 6 (33 minutes)

Welcome to our bumper summer special, which distinguishes itself by being about five minutes shorter than our usual podcasts. We still find time to share perhaps the greatest top tip of all time (a treat for all you booklovers out there), the instructions that came with Mat's flat and about three months' worth of headlines from Southwark's local newspaper.Episode 7 (28 minutes)

Episode 8 of our podcast -- our LONGEST YET, at a whopping 41 minutes 57 seconds --  is brought to you by the power of tea. On a dizzying caffeine- and licorice-induced high, we bring you a true tale of sleep-talking, a shopping list for anyone currently pregnant with quadruplets, and details of several meerkat-based products. We also have a fun game of Guess The Body Part.

Happy new year! We kick off 2011 with musings on polygamy, false teeth, and toilets on trains.