March Bradness

In our SEASON FINALE, Tyler Duden goes up against Johnny Suede in a battle of the Chads!! Is Fight Club... good? Will Hannah & Sarah get to screen Voyage of Time at Brad Pitt's house? Why did a male model tell Hannah to go f*** herself? We have answers.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week Hannah and Sarah take on the only two genres of Male Friendship: War and Heists. Plus -- what IS Bradness? What could the final Pitting be? And what are the girls doing with their one wild and precious life?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

FINALLY... some heavy hitters. Listen as we knock 'em out of the park with the help of special guest Brittney Eisnor, who ALSO watched every single Brad Pitt movie. Will Brad lead the Army of the 12 Monkeys into victory, or will famous outlaw Jesse James outdraw him?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 In need of a last minute costume this year? Listen no further, Sarah and Hannah have all your Brad based costumes covered! Plus -- beauty vs. wit on this week's Pitting. Will Rusty find Achilles' heel? Or will that beautiful pout win again?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Penguins on a quest to save the world. A man on a quest to get a cursed gun. Two journeys, one Brad. Topics include: J.K. Simmons' meaty thighs on a toilet. The ethical horrors of baby penguins singing "SexyBack". It's all here, folks.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week, Sarah and Hannah take on Brad Pitt's latest ventures -- space, isolation, and dads. Listen as they search for Bradness in deep space, talk about what it means to be a man, and pitch an idea for a spinoff. PLUS -- Tommy Lee Jones, esteemed character actor, viral marketing sensation, or both?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week the girls have to make some tough choices when they're tasked with judging Snatch and World War Z. Will charismatic Irish Brad fight his way to the top? Or will ex-UN-slash-zombie hunter Gerry live to see another day? Find out on this week's episode of March Bradness!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week: The iconic and polished, yet kinda-boring Brad of Mr. and Mrs. Smith goes head to head against the delightfully unrefined tenacity of Across the Tracks Brad. It's the after-school-special of your dreams versus super-sexy-spies. This match will test our hosts as they struggle to determine... which is the better Brad?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's our first pitting of the season– and it's a big one. Fan favorite Burn After Reading goes after math-slash-baseball-nerd favorite Moneyball. Who will come out the victor?! Plus... acceptable first date topics. The care and keeping of Brad Pitt voodoo dolls. And more.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're BACK, baby!!! In our season premiere, Hannah & Sarah talk about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. What's the deal with Tarantino? Was that really Brad's divorce trailer? Does Brad know how to drive? Answers to these burning questions, and more.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! Inglourious Basterds makes a triumphant return to the bracket. Can Lt. Aldo Raine scalp his way to victory? Or does Jerry Welbach have some tricks up his many, many sleeves? Find out on the SEASON TWO FINALE!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's official: Hannah and Sarah have now officially seen EVERY Brad Pitt movie. But they're not the only ones. This week, they talk about Mr. and Mrs. Smith vs 12 Years a Slave while joined by special guest Brittney Eisnor, who has ALSO seen every single Brad Pitt movie. This may be the largest amount of Brad Pitt experts in one room. Plus: The Brad Pitt cinematic universe? Is Brad Pitt into pegging? And which movie should we bring back for our final episode?!?!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Remember the 2008 financial crisis and how it started, or were you also just a kid? Well uggo Brad is here to explain it to you in The Big Short. Plus, the return of Will the Krill and the premature demise of Hannah and Sarah's friendship  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week -- can Brad crying on the phone in Babel manage to save him for another round?? Or will he find victory through his Irish accent in Snatch? It's bareknuckle boxing champion vs Sad Dad this week.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bad-Dad Brad stars in an existential slog of a film in Tree of Life. He wears a skirt and kills some people in Troy. Both movies are 3 hours long. It's midnight and families are being ripped apart at the border so I can't think of what else to write. https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/bondfund  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Megamind has a big head. You know who else has a big head? Jesse James of "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford". Brad Pitt is in both of these movies – and he does a pretty darn good job in each one, if we're being honest. But there's no room for ties in March Bradness. The scorecards will determine all. This episode was recorded live from Brooklyn. Promise.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hot baby Brad and his cool, back-in-style glasses are back. You know who else is back? Rusty. You know the deal.... one will win.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Remember the 2008 Financial Crisis? Well this week, Brad takes it on... with a GUN. Plus -- the foibles of the Bush Administration, and disaster strikes Hannah's life in the shape of a ham sandwich.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week... some juicy gossip. Is Brad Pitt dating Neri Oxman, an architect, designer and MIT professor?? Brad Pitt experts Hannah and Sarah weigh in.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week, the sun is out in New York. This absolutely does not influence Hannah & Sarah's in-depth analysis of Brad Pitt's roles as JD in Thelma & Louise, and War Daddy in Fury. We VERY SERIOUSLY and VERY METICULOUSLY compare these two films, like you've come to expect from this peer reviewed, scholarly podcast. The fact that this episode is 25 minutes long instead of the usual 45-60 does not reflect on the fact that the sun is out. It reflects on our superior editing skills. Thank you. Have a nice day.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.