Chapel Bell Curve

What's up big dawgs? Yara and Nathan are here today to preview the Kentucky Game. We've got rants about Chat GPT, Yara, Certified Ball Knower, stats, player previews, and all the dumb stuff that got you to download this episode in the first place. Highlights include:  Qualitative Preview -  2:56Quantitative Preview - 25:04Who is Kentucky? - 25:14Players to Know: Offense - 29:31Players to Know: Defense - 31:13Scheme and Stat Preview - 35:44What we want to see - 41:26Predictions - 47:44 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. We're also sponsored by Homefield Apparel this year. Get 15% off you first order at Homefield by using code CBC24!  Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellC

CW: The first 3 minutes of this podcast are just Nathan talking about the events at Apalachee HS last week. It's not graphic, but it's intense. So be aware. Yara and Nathan are here to talk you through the week that was from the very, very, bad, to the game on Saturday, which represented a well-needed break for so many of us. Highlights include: Nathan talks about Apalachee - 00:00 - 3:32Qualitative Review - 6:54Yara and Nathan go to SephoraYara teaches you how to take a selfieDid y'all know we have a Swedish dual citizen on this podcast? Sanford stadium renovations: pretty good actuallySanford stadium crowd: less drunk than expectedQuantitative Review - 28:09The defense is so good we're making tentative comparisonsCarson Beck is calm like John WickNitro Tuggle, please come on the podcast  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoni

Yara and Nathan are at it again. We're here to bring you the stats, analysis, and trolling you've come to expect from the CBC brand. The Clemson Tigers are in the rearview mirror, struck down by their own portal-hubris, but we're not done talking about them yet. Highlights include: Qualitative Review: 2:51Quantitative Review: 17:42 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah 

It's fiscal game week and we're pumped. Yara and Nathan are back again to get you ready for this weekend's kickoff classic against the Clemson. What do the Tiger's have in store for us? Who is Howard and why does he have a rock? What stats matter for this game? We answer all of this and more. Qualitative Preview - 03:34Quantitative Preview - 23:56What we want to see - 37: 46Predictions - 47:56 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrah 

It's that time! Yara and Nathan are here today with the Clemson preview. If  you haven't listened to one of our previews before, we're going to breakdown this season from a qualitative (vibes) and quantitative standpoint. We've got news, storylines, vibe checks, Texas/TAMU rivalry beef via Anime tropes, and Yara learning about Fleetwood Mac in real time.  Storylines, News, and Vibe Checks - 3:46Offense Depth Chart Review - 29:37Defense Dept Chart Review - 39:25Season Predictions - 48:49 If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceYara M

We're finally back! We'll assume you missed us. Yara  and Nathan are here to get you all the info you need to catch up on the last six months. Highlights include: Personal updates, including Nathan putting on compression sleeves for the first time live (aging so gracefully) UGA updates. Include a criminal justice sandwichAn introduction to the SEC for Texas and Oklahoma (read: we teach you how to be mean to two new sets of fans)Olympics talk. Yara uses the word "dong" multiple times Everyone's favorite Cheerwine flavored segment: #askcbc  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCur

Yara and Nathan are back at it again with our SEC Championship Preview. The Dawgs are trying to get the monkey off their back (no they aren't), and we're here to help you get your mind right. We've got academic shit talk, we've got stats, we've got 30 seconds on Henry Kissinger's death. It's a vintage Chapel Bell Curve Experience to get you in the kind of feral headspace we'll need for the weekend. Qualitative Preview: 2:23Quantitative Preview: 41:49If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara

It's weird to step in a Yellow Jacket hive and end up more upset about the referee's than the stings. But here we are, torturing metaphors and full of rage. Yara and Nathan are back today to catch you up on how are lives have been going, what we think about Auburn (LOL), the sloppy extermination job at Bobby Dodd, and much more. Qualitative Review: 2:04Quantitative Review: 24:04If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrahRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

We're back! Yara and Nathan are here, and ready to talk about the Lane Train's demolition at Sanford Station. (Are these train metaphors working?) Anyway, your dynamic duo is ready to rock with stories from the day, stats for your soul, and just enough intergenerational conflict to keep things interesting. Highlights include: Qualitative Review: 1:36Let's get angry at Pat McAfeeYara's Rage(r)Senior Day = TearsThe RCB Sousaphones vs. Estee LauderLaughing at Jim HarbaughQuantitative Review:  39:02National Title Caliber offense and it feels so goodThis team has a pass rush now? ExcitingThe future of CFB in the stands at SanfordBrock  Bowers for Heisman, again

What better way to celebrate homecoming than with the folks who invited the tradition? It's the Mizzou preview!Qualitative Review - 2:23Important Possum UpdatesConnor Stallion: Clue CharacterWho is Missouri, and have their artists seen a tiger?Quantitative review - 36:23Getting to know Luther Burden and co. from CoMoWhat we want to seeGame PredictionsWho Holds the Leash? - This one is human only - 56:28If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrahRoss Rutledg

Nathan is here with a very special episode and a very special guest. Dr. Carrie Tipton is a musicologist at Vanderbilt University and author of the new book From Dixie to Rocky Top on the history of SEC fight songs. Nathan is here to talk with her about the songs, the history, and he surprisingly large number of copyright lawsuits involved.Dr. Tipton has been nice enough to provide us with a discount code that will give you 30% off the purchase of her book from the Vanderbilt Press website.  Just use the code 15FRIENDS at this link to get the deal!  If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @Ch

The gang covers the 43-20 thumping that was the Georgia V. Florida game. Come along as we review not only the game but our respective experiences, Our Bowers-less offense, and cannabis themed sandwich huts. Qualitative Review - 1:56Nathan's meets his enemiesJustin, a sandwich, a rumpus, and a dreamYara plays not a regular mom, but a cool momQuantitative review - 45:04Stats, get your statsGame ObservationsIf you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrahRoss Rutled

This week we've got many a history lesson to share with Yara as we're prompted with the question, "Why is it that we hate Florida so much?" Past that, you've the classic quantitative, qualitative, and more. It's the Florida Preview. Highlights include: Qualitative Preview: 19:00A Historical Deep Dive into Anthropomorphic ReptilesA Lesson on the RivalryNotable Nemeses, Ethics EditionQuantitative Preview: 54:27Players to knowWho is Florida?What we want to seeGame predictionsWho holds the leash, Jax edition: 1:08:40

Yara, Justin, and Nathan are back at it again today to preview this weekend's tilt against the Cats. They've got a vibe check, manifestation hour, a fun game about celebrity backed whiskeys, and all the stats and analysis you can shake a stick at. Highlights include: Qualitative Preview: 2:15Vibe CheckEveryone manifests a successful seasonA brief history of Kentucky FootballNotable Nemeses, Whisky EditionQuantitative Preview: 40:40Players to knowWho is Kentucky?A brief breakdown of Liam Coen's offenseWhat we want to seeGame predictionsWho holds the leash, downtown edition: 1:02:48

Justin, Yara, and Nathan are here to figure out what the hell just happened. They'll breakdown the day they had, check in on Yara's wild ride and the power of prayer, and go in-depth on what went right and very, very wrong. Highlights include: Qualitative Review - 1:40Nathan's Old Man DayJustin and the Pride FestivalYara calls on a higher (and lower power)Quantitative review - 28:40Stats, get your statsGame Observations: Learning about the power of dramaWho holds the leash? - 57:36The value of friendshipT-Pain: Erotic ConciergeIf you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Law

We're here for this whopper of a game with a whopper of an episode. Speaking of whoppers, Hugh Freeze, we don't like him! Join Nathan, Justin, and Yara as they research, rage, and read for filth everyone's favorite lay preacher. Highlights include: Qualitative Preview: 2:26- News, and some cautious optimism on the injury front- A brief history of Auburn- Notable Nemeses: Nathan's Prestige-Yara's (Not-so) Brief History of Hugh Freeze- Nathan talks calmly about Christianity, College Football, and American politics for 5 - 10 minutes (no seriously) Quantitative Preview: 43:30-Who is Auburn? - What we want to see-Score PredictionsIf you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email -

Were portions of this episode too horny to release to the public feed? Yes, definitely. Is there still plenty to unpack here from the UAB game? Also yes. Qualitative Review - 1:34Quantitative Review - 29:05If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurve

We're back! Today, Justin, Yara, and Nathan are previewing the upcoming game against the UAB Dragons. Be ready for analysis, marvel villains, a game called "Dilfer OR?" for some reason, and much, much more.  Qualitative Preview - 2:40Quantitative Preview - 30:47Who holds the leash? - 51:55If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrahRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

It wouldn't be a game against the Gamecocks if it wasn't soggy, hot, and uncomfortable. Justin, Yara, and Nathan lived through the moistest day on record, and are here to bring you their feelings, observations, and good, good numbers. Today's highlights include:Injury UpdatesYara's Rage Against DeionYara and the Very Weird DayJustin and the Sake BombNathan and the very platonic business partnerA defense of Carson BeckPee Paw Bobo, let us love youSome problems in the defensive backfieldIf you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin B

Justin, Nathan, and Yara are here to hash it out over the start of Georgia's SEC play for the season. We'll hit all the CBC favorites in this episode, including sober talk about an important issues, stats and game predictions. Topics of interest include:- What Mack Brown gets up to with his colleagues- Shane Beamer's Best Qualities- Who Holds The Leash brings in a third member If you liked today's episode, please leave us a rating or review. If you love what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayYara Manasrah on Twitter - @YaraManasrahRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant