Mondeo Law

There is an annoying whistling coming from Mr Kehoe's office. Can the polymath, academic, former barrister with a post graduate European Law degree figure out a simple solution so that we don't have to listen to it for 45 mins? Spoiler alert: No. Find out more at https://barely-legal-comedy-podcast.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes What is imposter syndrome? Do you suffer from it? Are you worried that you don't suffer from it and maybe you should? More to the point what does all this have to do with Kehoe having to follow Baroness Hale, former President of the Supreme Court, speaking at an event for women in the law? Find out more at https://barely-legal-comedy-podcast.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Listener John asked a question which we answer in this episode.

Friend of a friend has had his quad bike confiscated. Can he get it back before the police dispose of it?

Party time as the boys have been promised a gift by a listener! Unsurprisingly, they decide to do another listener suggested episode as they have little moral fibre and are willing to sell themselves to any bidder. Find out more at https://barely-legal-comedy-podcast.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Happy New Year. Good episode this one, we talk about the Post office scandal and a pub in Bolton called Fanny's which (as you might guess) gets us a little sidetracked. Find out more at https://barely-legal-comedy-podcast.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

This ep is about some legal stuff, but seriously, Automatism is a great name for a band. Anyone able to play anything and want to join? I can play a bit of guitar and Kehoe can too but he will probably want to play a balalaika or a sitar or something equally wacky. Probably need a lead singer (1970's Debbie Harry type) and a drummer (Rick Buckler type) and then Automatism can start rehearsing. Anybody...? Hello...? Find out more at https://barely-legal-comedy-podcast.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Two Intergalactic former Space smugglers, do battle with an evil Empire and also kind of chat about the law (a bit)

Stop the boats, don't stop the boats baby, stop the boats, don't tip the boat over. Find out more at https://barely-legal-comedy-podcast.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes A listener question from a copper called Blue Anon. and a problem she frequently encounters whilst working as a police officer in the North of England. Also, lots of whingeing, a book recommendation and an idea for where the Govt could detain people who are mentally ill and a danger to themselves. Find out more at https://barely-legal-comedy-podcast.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes Shitification, Suella writes (and wrongs) and to quote The Beastie Boys, some other bullshit. https://www.2harecourt.com/training-knowledge/the-campaign-against-anti-semitism-v-dpp/ Find out more at https://barely-legal-comedy-podcast.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes What does Kehoe eat for his dinner? Plus what bollocks is the Home Sec involved with now, and a former barrister's POV about Russel Brand. Find out more at https://barely-legal-comedy-podcast.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes Should defendants have to face their victims and the family of their victims in court? Former barrister and University lecturer Chris Kehoe outlines the many problems associated with this idea, suggests why both the conservatives and labour seem keen to pursue it, and also discusses when this policy would be applied should it pass into law. Find out more at https://barely-legal-comedy-podcast.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes Mason Greenwood was "Cleared of all charges" according to statements from Manchester United and Mason Greenwood himself earlier this week. Was he? Comedian Tom Binns received a suspended sentence last week. Does this mean he was guilty or innocent or somewhere in between of the offences he was charged with? Surely a suspended sentence means he wasn't as guilty as if he'd been sent directly to prison. We also have a listener question and we reveal our favourite listener ever. We recorded this via zoom due to having ridiculous schedules at the moment. Find out more at https://barely-legal-comedy-podcast.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes This episode stems from a question from listener Toby Grier. We, (0h alright then), Kehoe, also answers the seemingly logical question, "Why when you are charged for murder, are you not also tried for attempted murder" posed by listener Gary Dugdale. If you have a question for us then send it in and we will answer it in upcoming episodes. We can be contacted on barelylegalcomedypodcast@gmail.com You can always send questions directly to Chris via his extremely niche Only Fans/ allotment owner/birdwatcher website. For legal reasons, I can't post a link to this as it's only available on the dark web. Also, feel free to send the show loads of money via the Tip Jar so I can buy a soft top Jag or maybe even a 911. Find out more at https://barely-legal-comedy-podcast.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes The tragic case of the woman who aborted her unborn foetus at 34 weeks during lockdown, sentencing, the inadequacy of the very old law, suggestions for improvements and also further cases in this area. Elsewhere, we have been contacted by a person who has featured in two past episodes, can you guess who? Find out more at https://barely-legal-comedy-podcast.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Episode Notes What is a Newton Hearing and how does it relate to the ongoing case of comedian Tom Binns? Elsewhere the boys discuss squirrels and anal. Find out more at https://barely-legal-comedy-podcast.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Earlier this month Tom Binns, a comedian whom both Chris and Alex know, admitted in court to five counts of "Making" and one count of "possessing" indecent images of children.Whar exactly does "Making" indecent images of children mean? What is the case law surrounding this topic? How has the law developed in recent years? What possible defences are there to the charges?Also, we have new equipment and Chris sounds ok but Alex sounds like he's underwater (lucky he doesn't speak much in this ep).

Just what disingenuous, tiresome, underhanded bollocks are the Home Office up to now?

What is a refugee? When is a terrorist not a terrorist? Is the Home Secretary to blame for a recent terrorist attack which led to a man's death?With thanks to @nataliehusdan