Again With This: Beverly Hills, 90210

Steve takes over Andrea's dorm room; David keeps his drug-addict hands busy with a rented piano; Stuart and Brenda realize it was maybe okay that they spent three months apart; and Brandon finds someone willing to pretend to be his Task Force date so that Dean Trimble doesn't think he's gay or something in one of the show's weirdest storylines ever. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Things progress between Brandon and Lucinda; Andrea gets a whole new Grandma Rose just in time for her wedding; David's drug life goes down the toilet; and for no reason STUART'S BACK?! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

David's need for drugs leads him to creativity we've never seen in his music; Andrea struggles with what to do with her giant baby; and Brandon tries to convince everyone he's totally find with Dylan saving the Peach Pit instead of Brandon himself. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

David stops dabbling in meth to dabble in sobriety; Andrea dithers over whether to tell her fetus's father it...exists; and Nat keels over, forcing Brandon to tell everyone what to do. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

David's shitty behaviour drives Donna into the arms of a Big Bear ski bum, while Dylan once again has to weigh some pros and cons. (Suzanne is the con.) JOIN THE AWT CLUB

D'Shawn fights gravity; Steve fights Sears; Suzanne gets way more offended by the idea of a background check than an innocent person should, and David acquires a Kangol and fills it with meth. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Christmas brings a near-death experience for the Walshes (not near enough for some of them), Andrea's first experience of Catholic mass, David's festive decision to end a two-year relationship, and a button-eyed sister for the resident bad boy. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Brandon returns from Pinkoville full of rage about Hypocrisy U, while David is just young, dumb, and full of...expectations as to how far Donna will go to celebrate their second date-iversary. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

When Andrea turns on Dan, Dan turns racist, while elsewhere Brenda contemplates disrobing For Art; the Greek geeks deal with Hell Week; and Brandon and Emily figure out how to say goodbye 'for now' (a.k.a. 'forever'). JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Thanksgiving is the setting for fights and epiphanies all over both southern AND northern California, but you still might nap through this one. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Brenda has a hard time re-integrating into the classes she claimed she was totally on top of the whole time she was dating Stuart; D'Shawn extorts Brandon thanks to a keen awareness of Brandon's reluctant horniness for Lucinda; and CU's Take Back The Night Week is both poorly spelled and ideologically muddled, but still manages to sweep Laura up in its wave. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Brenda can't think of a single reason why she and Stuart shouldn't avoid their parents' involvement in their wedding by eloping to Vegas, but her brother and all her friends sure can! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Taylors battle Silvers over Erin, of all things; Steve gets peer-pressured into infidelity; Brandon brays at a free-spirited anthropologist; and Brenda is confronted by a whole new thing to get mad about. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

As the Walshes prepare to celebrate their anniversary with all their loved ones, Dylan almost ruins the kids' gift by splattering Brandon's brains all over it. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

While Brenda gets closer to Stuart, Dylan tries to cozy up to a Walther. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Love is in bloom all over Los Angeles as Brenda consents to be set up with Jim's client's son and Andrea finally finds someone who'll accept her offer of the person ON her horse. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Andrea needs to loosen up her prose, Steve needs to quit listening to 'Mr. Green Jeans,' and Kelly needs a copy of The Gift Of Fear. Now. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Sororities and fraternities divide the gang like never before. But at least there's lots of beer. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

No one in the gang gets the classes they want when registration opens at CU...but they do get Brenda back from Minnesota. Yay? JOIN THE AWT CLUB

The beachers set up housekeeping while keeping Felice far out of the loop on the truth about their arrangements; Brenda discovers the pain of having a roommate who can't stop boning; and Brandon solves rape culture for one very special lady. JOIN THE AWT CLUB