Church And State Podcast

Summary: In this episode we talk AOC's drawl, literally every democratic presidential candidate, and the may ways tea can go wrong. What is going on with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez speech at the National Action Committee? Who stands the best chance of beating Donald Trump, and who even is Tim Ryan? Find out the answers to all of these questions and more in this episode! Think you might could have something to say about all of this? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @Colin_Aulds, and/or @EvanCMalone respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at: Congressman Tim Ryan 1126 Longworth HOB Washington, DC 20515 or on Twitter at: @AndrewYangVFA.

Summary: In this episode we discuss AOC, the Green New Deal, gendered languages and botched medical procedures. Is Ocasio-Cortez good for Republicans or progressives? Is she the Democrats' answer to Trump? Should we all avoid British dental care? Find out the answers to all these questions and so many more in this episode! Would you rather stuff your mom in your girlfriend's body or your girlfriend in your mom's body? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page or by hitting us up in Twitter at @Church_andState, @EvanCMalone, and/or @ColinAulds respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at: Rep. Matt Gaetz 4300 Bayou Boulevard Suite 13 Pensacola, FL 32503 or on Twitter at: @AOC.

Summary: In this episode we discuss the ongoing saga of Ralph Northam, recent developments in the Elizabeth Warren Native American controversy, and the regional cuisine of the northeast. How comparable is Ralph Northam's situation to Brett Kavanaugh's? How bad is the food of New England? What are the ethics of dirty money lottery wis? Find out the answers to these and other of life's great questions in this episode! Did you recently invent queso? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page or by hitting us up o Twitter at @Colin_Aulds, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Church_andState respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at: Office of Ralph Northam P.O. Box 1475 Richmond, VA 23218 or on Twitter at: @SenWarren.

Summary: In this episode we recount our interview with the last surviving members of Heaven's Gate. What did Ti and Do really think? Will the world end in the next 30 years? Would they ever change their minds? We also discuss the ongoing government shutdown, Evan's great new idea for a podcast, and whether life is a musical. Do you have a new dog you need a name for? Send us a picture at the email address on the About page or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @Colin_Aulds, and/or @EvanCMalone respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our complaint address at: Mitch McConnell Russell Senate Office Building 317 Delaware Ave NE Washington, DC 20510 or on Twitter at: @realDonaldTrump. Show Notes: Heaven's Gate Website Heaven's Gate Videos - YOUTUBE Heaven's Gate - PODCAST Fanzine Interview (with Telah) USA Today Ad Inside Edition Interview (with Sawyer)

Summary: In this episode we discuss the midterms, their implications for the 2020 election, and the recent developments in the Trump-Russia investigation. Was there a blue wave in the midterms? Can we read the tea leaves and stake out a prediction for 2020? Is this podcast already out of date? Want to hear us ask some strange questions about justice, punishment, and desert? Find out the answers to all of these questions and so much more in this episode! Comments, questions, compliments? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Colin_Aulds, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Church_andState respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our complaint address at: Roger Stone Legal Defense Fund 610 S. Boulevard Tampa, FL 33606 Or on Twitter at: @wikileaks.

Summary: In celebration of our 100th episode, we painstakingly suffered through listening to all 100 episodes and put together this highlight reel. We hope you enjoy this context-free survey of some of our favorite moments on the show. Do you have a favorite moment on the show? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Colin_Aulds, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Church_andState respectively! Thank you for your support throughout the first 100 episodes, and here's to the next 100!

Summary: In this episode we are joined by long-time friend of the show; Ethan Marshall. We discuss the ethics of the TV show To Catch a Predator, how society could effectively and justly manage pedophiles, and why society might fail to pursue those policies. In addition, we break up this Debby downer of an episode with a discussion of the paradox of public defecation. Do you have any life advice about navigating the social subtleties of gastric distress? PLEASE let us know by emailing us at the email on the About page or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Colin_Aulds respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our complaints department: @ChrisHasen. Ethan Marshall: Twitter: @EthMarsh DISCLAIMER: The audio in this episode is not ideal in virtue of technical difficulties. We apologize for this and the error will be corrected in future episodes.

Summary: In this episode we discuss the Kavanaugh hearings more in depth and the killing of Jamal Khashoggi. We also discuss the politics of architecture, what would be political suicide for Trump, and the ethics of endorsements. Could Mussolini have used imagery of bunnies to the same effect? Would Donald Trump in dreadlocks be an impeachable offense? Is a poptart a ravioli? Find out the answers to these and other questions in this episode! Do you endorse this podcast? Let us know by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @Colin_Aulds, and/or @EvanCMalone respectively, or by emailing us at the email address on the About page. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at: Cosulate of Saudi Arabia - Istanbul Konaklar Mahallesi ÇAMLIK CAD, Akasyalı Sk. No:6, 34330 Beşiktaş, Turkey or on Twitter at: @PopTartsUS.

Summary: In this episode we discuss the racial implications of Donald Trump's nickname for Elizabeth Warren, whataboutism, and being good at sex. Is calling Senator Warren Pocahontas racist? How would your mom talk to porn stars at dinner parties? Are there calculators without division and multiplication? Let us know what you think by emailing us at the email address on the About page or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Colin_Aulds, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Church_andState respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at: Senator Elizabeth Warren 2400 JFK Federal Building 15 New Sudbury Street Boston, MA 02203 or on Twitter at: @BrettKavanaugh.

Summary: In this episode, for some reason, we discuss beauty standards, food ethics, generations, soccer, and Hong Kong. Is plastic surgery holding back advancements in human beauty? Are we at peak-almond? How young is too young to see Event Horizon? let us know what you think by emailing us at the email address on the About page or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Colin_Aulds, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Church_andState respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at: Almond Board of California  1150 Ninth Street, Suite 1500 Modesto, CA 95354 or on Twitter at: @KylieJenner.

Summary: In this episode, we finally break down and give the people what they want: 100% bullshit. While we do dedicate some time to talking about the US-North Korean Summit (which is now outdated), we spend the bulk of the time going through Chuck Klosterman’s “23 Questions I Ask Everyone I Meet in Order to Decide if I Can Really Love Them”. How powerful is shitty magic? What’s the best way to murder a horse? Hitler’s skull!? Find out the answers to these and some other questions in this episode! Also, stay tuned for part 2 where we finish the list. Does your voice sound like Lane Staley? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Chuch_andState, @Colin_Aulds, and/or @EvanCMalone respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at: The Jim Henson Company 1416 North La Brea Ave Hollywood, CA 90028 Or on Twitter at: @AliceInChains.

Summary: In this episode we talk about the March for Our Lives, issues surrounding gun control (again), and the nature of the national conversation on guns. How likely are the policies proposed by the marchers to be effective? Are the marchers advancing our public discourse surrounding guns? What's wrong with chefs, and is a popular Christmas song about slavery? Find out the answers to these and other questions in this episode! DO you have a favorite egg-whites recipe? Please send us something (literally anything) else by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @church_andstate, @Colin_Aulds, and/or @EvanCMalone respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at: American Culinary Federation 180 Center Pl Way, St. Augustine, FL 32095 or on Twitter at: @Bradybuzz.

Summary: In this episode, Colin sits down to discuss race relations and race outcomes with Rondale Willaims, host of Talkin Straight Podcast. Do you have a theory for why Asians perform better than everyone else? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @Colin_Aulds, and/or @EvanCMalone respectively. You can follow Ron @RonInLaLa or check out his podcast here.

Summary: In this episode, we discuss the recent fight over net-neutrality. Is it bad? Is it good? Is there a nuanced position to be had? Can we all at least calm down? We also talk about the golden age of television, urinal cakes, and peeing when it's cold outside. Do you have a speculation about the consistency of urinal cakes? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @Colin_Aulds, and/or @EvanCMalone respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at: Federal Communications Commission 445 12th Street, SW Washington, DC 20554 or on Twitter at: @WalkingDead_AMC.

Summary: In this episode Colin sits down with Evan Malone, our Senior Cuba Correspondent about his recent trip to Cuba. They discuss intellectual freedom, the economy, the culture, and the political climate of the country. They also talk toll roads, waking up (not the podcast), puppies, and thermostats. Have you ever paid a toll with a debit card? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Colin_Aulds, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Church_andState respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at: The Toll Roads P.O. Box 57011 Irvine, CA 92619-7011 or on Twitter at: @EmbaCubaUS.

Summary: In this episode, we are joined by Chris DeRose of Derose Uncensored (the apparent love child of Larry King and Howard Stern) and talk growing up in Miami, state's national identity, the resilience of bitcoin and its politics, decentralization, intention, outrage culture, feminism, Chris's values as a host, and more. Are you outraged by the likely boring national identity of your state? Let us know what you think by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Colin_Aulds respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at: Idaho State Capital 700 W Jefferson St, Boise, ID 83702 or on twitter at: @HiroMarleyG. Notes: Follow Chris @derose Become a patron of his show here, and check out his site here    

Summary: In this episode we discuss the role of social media in the Russian disinformation campaign, and the value of social media in general. How responsible is Mark Zuckerberg for the rise of Trump? Are we all really to blame? Are we old people screaming for the kids to get off our lawn? Let us know what you think by emailing us at the email address on the About page, or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Colin_Aulds respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at: Facebook 1 Hacker Way Menlo Park, 94025 or on Twitter at: @Twitter. Notes: The Atlantic: Have Smartphones Destroyed a Generation?

Summary: In this episode we discuss the ongoing Mueller investigation. What's up with the Podesta brothers? Can the FBI truly be impartial, and who hangs out in the grocery store coffee shop? Find out the answers to all of life's most important questions in this episode! Do you have a script for the upcoming Disney World Series film? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @Colin_Aulds, and/or @EvanCMalone respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at: Starbucks Randalls 2075 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77098 or on Twitter at: @PodestaGroup.

Summary: In this episode we discuss #metoo and the trolley problem. How useful is the trolley problem? What's the deal with apples and oranges, and is Garth Brooks an asshole? We delve deep into the most important questions of our day! Do you know of an interesting puzzle within the English language? Let us know by emailing us at the email address on the About page or by hitting us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @EvanCMalone, and/or @Colin_Aulds respectively. As always, please direct any and all complaints to our mailing address at: Lolly the Trolley 1101 Winslow Ave Cleveland, OH 44113 or on Twitter at: @garthbrooks.

Summary: In this episode, Evan is back with another Hunger session, in which he reads a chapter from his upcoming book, Hunger: The Case for Genetically Modified Food. This chapter focuses on whether or not GMO's actually work. Do they actually do anything to provide more food for more people? Find out in this episode! Do you have thoughts you would like to share? Shoot us an email at the email address on the About page or hit us up on Twitter at @Church_andState, @Colin_Aulds, and/or @EvanCMalone respectively. Thanks for listening.