Hard Cunts

God talks to Noah about the great flood, Written by Kevin Thomas Production by Brad Maclean God- Kevin Thomas Noah- Pixie Jenkins Narrator- Brad Maclean

This week the boys, and Chrissy, have escaped prison and are being chased down by the filth..written and produced by Brad MacleanThis episode is dedicated to David Wait. imagine knowing he lived his whole life to be remembered in this shit..... rest in peace mate.thanks to the following for their great voices and willingness to help with my foolish ramblings, much love to you all.... Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vijars, Pixie Jenkins, Bob Condon and PetchraChelli. (and Jimmy, even though I have to type your fucking lines you slack cunt)Listen to Ivan (Manfred) and Pixie on the "Stumpy and Grumpy podcast - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.cast...

Elton and Lady Di steal a pursuit special and drive it to their eventual death…..thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Pixie Jenkins, PetchraChelli, Beefy and JJ. Poodlewritten and produced by Brad Maclean (with some original bits from mad max)Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the "Stumpy and Grumpy" podcast @ - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com

This week the boys, and Chrissy, are involved in a jail break, this is the CHristmas episode for 2022, merry Christmas everybody, much love.written and produced by Brad MacleanThis episode is dedicated to David Wait. imagine knowing he lived his whole life to be remembered in this shit..... rest in peace mate.thanks to the following for their great voices and willingness to help with my foolish ramblings, much love to you all.... Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vijars, Pixie Jenkins and PetchraChelli. (and Jimmy, even though I have to type your fucking lines you slack cunt)Listen to Ivan (Manfred) and Pixie on the "Stumpy and Grumpy podcast - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com/

just a song about putting things up your ass (cough) I mean slipping over in the shower

This week the boys get probed on an alien spacecraft before smashing a house, wrecking an office and stealing a near 400 year old Rembrant painting from south london (whilst riding get-away horses) PLUS, its an hour twenty long for Big Jase in his Big she'll be right Mack!written and put together by Brad MacleanThis episode is dedicated to David Wait. imagine knowing he lived his whole life to be remembered in this shit..... rest in peace mate.thanks to the following for their great voices and willingness to help with my foolish ramblings, much love to you all.... Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vijars, Pixie Jenkins and PetchraChelli. (and Jimmy, even though I have to type your fucking lines you slack cunt)Listen to Ivan (Manfred) and Pixie on the "Stumpy and Grumpy podcast - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com/

this will save you from having to watch the whole Dahmer series on Netflix.... because the narrator will run through it as he questions weather or not Timmy has actually watched it, or is just talking shit, I'd put my bangers on the latter!

the crew are sitting around watching the royal funeral, as you'd imagine, they're proper monarchists and proud of how much money it cost to bury the old bird. Oh, and king Charles wished he was a tampax!

This week we are still in hard cunts territory and john suggested I write an american warewolf section, so I refused, and wrote an American wears wolf bit, he doesn't run this fucking show! also Johnny the Blade talks us into robbing a bank (rhymes with bank) and Ivan kills our only fan!written and put together by Brad MacleanThis episode is dedicated to David Wait. imagine knowing he lived his whole life to be remembered in this shit..... rest in peace mate.thanks to the following for their great voices and willingness to help with my foolish ramblings, much love to you all.... Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vijars, Pixie Jenkins and PetchreChelli. (and Jimmy, even though I have to type your fucking lines you slack cunt)Listen to Pixie and Manfred (Ivan) on the "Stumpy and Grumpy" podcast @ - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com

this is a tribute to the late Dave W, Dj Dave, the Guvna of the Lurchers armpit, fisherman and good dude. my thoughts go out to Dave's freinds and family, love to the Wait family. I hope you get a smile from hearing Daves voice's. much love.

The most annoying cafe in the world

the Narrator and Timmy sort out a rumour about Kev being an Island Boy...written and put together by Brad Maclean 21/8/22new full episode written, sent out and will be up soon.....

This week the boys, and Chrissy, find themselves heading to London afterthe answering machine voice is stollen by none other than Johnny the Blade from the infamous show "Hard Cunts"...... will they get it back, will they return to the island, will anyone listen??? who knows, who cares and who even reads this shit?thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Pixie Jenkins and PetchraChelliwritten and put together by Brad MacleanListen to Pixie and Manfred on the "Stumpy and Grumpy" podcast @ - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com

Is Jimmy back? Is the fat bloke in the red leather outfit a "Jackophile"? is Mad Max one the best movie ever made or has "The lord of the rings and a car chase" become the new favourite? all this and fuck all else on another shit episode of the most un-listened and almost never downloaded podcast on the market..... Shipwrecked, Shipwrecked, Ahhhhhhh Shipwrecked Thriller.thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Pixie Jenkins, PetchraChelli, Beefy and JJ. Poodlewritten and put together by Brad MacleanListen to Pixie and Manfred on the "Stumpy and Grumpy" podcast @ - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com

This week the men (and Chrissy) head into outerspace on a mission to stop Gay Lord Vader giving the world Aids..... can they get the job done? will they return as heroes, did the Gay lord shag Bummet Fett?????? who knows, who cares, just press play to find out....thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Pixie Jenkins, PetchraChelli and JJ. Poodlewritten and put together by Brad MacleanListen to Pixie and Manfred on the "Stumpy and Grumpy" podcast @ - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com

this week the narrator gets carried away with just how magnificent he thinks his voice is, so he takes on the roll of Quint, the shark boat captain in the classic movie JAWS, basically its the same old shit.thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Pixie Jenkins, PetchraChelliwritten and put together by Brad Maclean Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the Stumpy and Grumpy podcast on Patreon or check them out at - http://www.stumpyandgrumpy.com.au

this week Kev gets his arm cut off by john in a new game called Cops & Rambo's, then gets his hand replace with an egg whisk. Ivan opens up about being raised by wild dogs and Pixie gets a candle holder stuck in his throat.....thanks to Kevin Thomas, Jen Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Pixie Jenkins, PetchraChelli, and Jason Macleanwritten and put together by Brad Maclean Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the Stumpy and Grumpy podcast on Patreon or check them out at - http://www.stumpyandgrumpy.com.au

this week the lads from the island go to the north pole and Ivan kills santa and his missus, oh, they also try and save christmas...thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Darcy Maclean and Pixie Jenkinswritten and put together by Brad Maclean Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the Stumpy and Grumpy podcast on Patreon or check them out at - http://www.stumpyandgrumpy.com.au

this is episode 22... the missing episode, this is baisically the Twilight Zone of shipwrecked (season one) It took a new cast and a re-write to get it out, but I can wipe my brow and sleep now knowing that its done!!thanks to Dave W, Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Darcy Maclean and Pixie Jenkinswritten and put together by Brad Maclean Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the Stumpy and Grumpy podcast on Patreon or check them out at - http://www.stumpyandgrumpy.com.au

this episode see's the boys steal a helicopter and in the hope of visiting a holidaying island local, Kevin Thomas, who has pissed off to the Grand Canyon.... but they don't make it, they crash. will they die, or will they end up re-enacting the 1987 movie "Predator", well the hint is in the title...thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vijars, and Pixie Jenkinsalso a special guest apperance as always by cumbrian's favorite dolphin trainer Petchrachelli. written and put together by Brad Maclean Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the Stumpy and Grumpy podcast on Patreon or check them out at - http://www.stumpyandgrumpy.com.au