A Portion Of Dragon And Chips
  • By Simon Haynes
  • Duration: 7:22:52
  • Narrator: Graeme Hague
  • Publisher: Bowman Press

Imagine being trapped...in a primitive land of dragons and warring kingdoms...... as a robot.Clunk's lost his memories.He doesn't know who he is or where he came from.And there's...

How To Write A Novel
  • By Simon Haynes
  • Duration: 1:37:40
  • Narrator: Simon Haynes
  • Publisher: Author's Republic

Do any of these sound familiar?You want to write your first novel, but you don't know how to begin.You've started writing several novels, but you never finish them.You've written...

Dragon And Chips Omnibus One
  • By Simon Haynes
  • Duration: 23:13:56
  • Narrator: Graeme Hague
  • Publisher: Author's Republic

All three books in the first Dragon and Chips trilogy in a single omnibus edition.Tasty, fire-breathing dragons. Angry sea serpents. Sea battles, land battles, assassins and...

The Secret Signal
  • By Simon Haynes
  • Duration: 2:46:32
  • Narrator: Simon Haynes
  • Publisher: Author's Republic

When a supply ship docks with Space Station Oberon, there's no hint of the crew's devious plans for the station's inhabitants.Hal Junior realises something is up, but he's got a...

Hal Spacejock Omnibus One
  • By Simon Haynes
  • Duration: 25:56:25
  • Narrator: Graeme Hague
  • Publisher: Bowman Press

Hal Spacejock Omnibus One contains three full-length novels.Here's what you get:A Robot Named Clunk (Hal Spacejock Book 1)Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to be...

A Robot Named Clunk
  • By Simon Haynes
  • Duration: 8:15:46
  • Narrator: Graeme Hague
  • Publisher: Author's Republic

Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to be junked. Instead, his penny-pinching boss is sending him off to be refurbished.Being old and wise, Clunk knows there's a...

Just Desserts
  • By Simon Haynes
  • Duration: 8:44:00
  • Narrator: Graeme Hague
  • Publisher: Author's Republic

Hal Spacejock has a problem. His cargo hold is packed with expensive food, and the freezer equipment he bought from Bent Jimmy's bargain bin has just failed ... exactly as Clunk...

A Butt Of Heads
  • By Simon Haynes
  • Duration: 7:18:06
  • Narrator: Graeme Hague
  • Publisher: Author's Republic

Events are unfolding at a breakneck pace in the Old Kingdom!Laugh as your favourite characters spit in the face of danger ... then run for the hills.Admire the verbal jousting and...

A Pair Of Nuts On The Throne
  • By Simon Haynes
  • Duration: 8:34:52
  • Narrator: Graeme Hague
  • Publisher: Author's Republic

Ahh, the Old Kingdom!Come and pet our angry, fire-breathing dragons. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our lovely warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors....

Second Course
  • By Simon Haynes
  • Duration: 8:56:11
  • Narrator: Graeme Hague
  • Publisher: Author's Republic

Hal Spacejock’s cargo business is going so well he’s considering getting into passengers ... especially the beautiful and mysterious Sonya Polarov. Clunk's certain she's up to...