Pillow Fort Radio

In a very special episode of the FUNemployment files, Dutch is joined by world famous sexy dude, Chucky Tater Sacks. Join in the merriment as they discuss the most important topics facing the world today.

It's the season finale, and we're bringing our B minus game, y'all! In this episode our opening clip is so appalling, that we don't even mention it again... not one time... for the rest of the show. Aaron and Dutch have found themselves a new heterosexual man-crush, move over, Henry Cavill... LOL j/k, he can sit on your lap...mmmmmmmmm. Which Hemsworth brother are? Why should you care? A 4chan user cooks up a scheme to get people to soil their britches. Charles and Dutch share the show's 1st audible high 5, a moment that will live in infamy for generations. Politicians can't handle our tough questions, so they just ignore us. That's the sign of great journalism. We talk about scary movies. We solve gun violence. YOU'RE WELCOME! Alaina does a SPOT-FUCKING-ON Barbara Streisand impression. Aaron brings us the subreddit of the week... The Period Report, AND SO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When a man is down on his luck, and has nowhere to turn, what's he supposed to do? What actions should he take? The action I am taking is to record a show where I talk about whatever pops into my head. I can't afford to do anything else. This is all the action I can muster. The 1st episode of The FUNemployment Files features an interview with the Almighty Himself, you know him, you love him, God is on the show. There's other stuff too, but it's not as cool as an exclusive interview with our creator. Enjoy, poopy heads.

Tyler Perry's Pillow Fort Radio is back and Tyler Perry-er than ever! This week we find out that Dutch's neighbor murdered his mother(ALLEGEDLY), The Pope was in the states, and Christians HATE him. We find out the last thing we had our fingers in. If your parents checked your Halloween candy for drugs or razor blades, they were just eating what they like out of your bounty and punishing your success. South Park is, and always will be awesome. Chuck hates Katherine Heigl... Chuck hates lots of stuff. We talk about MGTOW, a group of dudes so fed up with women that they check the fuck out of society. 2 out of 3 men on the show would enthusiastically do gay stuff for money... the 3rd is not secure enough in his masculinity to admit it, but he would too. Guess which one. Charles has his eye on a new celebrity crush, and he makes the most half-assed plea for her affection ever uttered into a reasonably priced microphone. Aaron, our resident, red-headed-gay-guy brings us the subreddit of the week. Alaina opens the

Prepare all entry points, because Pillow Fort Radio is comin' in HOT! Charles tells us about the time he took viagra... I guess you could say he had a... Hard TimeYEAAAAHHHHHH!!! The GOP debate was akin to a bunch of gossiping old women at the beauty shop. Canadians lurk among us. Watching. Waiting. Someone invented a rifle that a muslim can't fire, and it really works(lol jk, muslims can totally fire it)The Fall Festival Fashion show is here, and it's Fabulous! A southern baptist pastor LAYS IT THE FUCK DOWN! Todd's cool. A kid was arrested for a clock, yet Flavor-Flav is a free man. Aaron tickles our nipples with the subreddit of the week. Alaina brings the heat with the Period Report. Mike Huckabee can fuck rrrrright off... and sooooooo much MOOOOOOORE!

Episode 21 is here, and it's a Bro-down-throw-down! Alaina is missing... where could she be? Chucky-tater-sacks is back, and he ain't fuckin' around. We hear from Bishop Bullwinkle from The Church Of Nothin' But The Truth. Whatever happened to Treat Williams? We talk about music a lot. A LOT. Aaron and Dutch get progressively more intoxicated as the show goes on, which is rad. We find out what the FEMA camps are for. WESTBORO BAPTIST! WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, SUCKAS!! Mike IwannaHitHimWithATruckabee is a dick-farmer. We intro Chuck to the world's greatest rapper, Slim Jesus. We talk about the latest video everyone is so butthurt about. Dutch has a plan to relieve the stress of a certain county clerk. #DICKDOWN The subreddit of the week, the period report... and SOOOOOO MUCH MOOOOOOOORE!!!!!! Subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher, Podkicker, and anywhere podcasts are found. Follow us on twitter @PillowFortRadio

Rejoice, my darlings! Pillow Fort Radio is back in your life. Mysteriously, Chucky Tater-Sacks is absent... Where could he be? In his absence, we talk about all things 9/11, from where we were when it happened, conspiracy theories, to the giant list of songs Clear Channel wanted pulled from their stations in the aftermath. There's a new saviour for hip hop... he's slim... He's Jesus... He's Slim Jesus! And he's the proverbial bees knees! A WalMart employee was caught giving himself the ole 1-2 on the job, we discuss how important it is to jerk it at work. Alaina thinks we're savages... and... she's not wrong. Satan placed a new species of a human-like thingy-ma-bob in an easily found place to make people question the fact that the earth is 6 thousand years old. A dumb white lady loses her shit at a restaurant because she's a whiny, entitled twat. What's the deal with Menstrual cups? Aaron brings us the Subreddit of the week! An in-depth discussion on waffle-stomping. Another scintillating period report! AND S

Greetings, my sweet darlings. Episode 19 is upon us and the light of the Flying Spaghetti Monster brings you good news! Presidential candidate, and all-around swell guy, Donald Trump is in the pillow fort this week, but he pretty much ignores us the whole show. Chuck wonders if he should join us in getting hammered for the 21st episode. We discuss our first memories, and saying things you really shouldn't say, even though they're hilarious. Aaron has a new nickname(thanks, Leonard). Charles tells us about a book(of course he does)on time traveling by Stephen King. A young redheaded dude preaches to/screams at us about the dangers of marijuana. #SayNopeToDope Aaron's dick is mostly meatus, which is neat. Aaron brings us a new subreddit of the week. Charles makes a plea for one Diane Franklin's affection. Dutch explains in full detail why the county clerk lady pisses him so much.Alaina wows us with a new period report... is this finally the week? Tom Petty is awesome... AND SOOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Su

YOU GUYS!!! PFR is 18 episodes old, and we're buying the younger shows cigarettes!!!! We are joined by world famous rapper, Leonard Browning(AKA Toxic Flow AKA BillyBob Sweatpants), and boy, does he rock rough and tough with his afro puffs! Leo talks about the time his friend Kyle humped his dog, what it's like to be a rapper in WV, playing shows all over the place, and what influenced him to become a rapper. Leo also solicits questions from social media, to very interesting results. Dogs rule, cats drool. We have our first Michael Flatley reference. What took us so long? MMMMMmmmm Henry Cavill. We do a comprehensive preview of the upcoming college football season. Owen Schmitt was a savage. Aaron brings us the subreddit of the week. Life is fragile. Alaina breaks through the glass ceiling and fires off another epic period report, AND SOOOOOO MUCH MOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!

Episode 17 is here, Pillow Biters! We are joined by expert Alaina impressionist, Jeremy Morriston! J-Mo is a multi-talented ginger from parts unknown, and he's here to fuck shit up. We talk about the recreationally offended culture that is working to silence people joking about things that are funny. Gorillas are strong as fuck, yall. Gene Simmons is a twat. Chuck rants about working in the restaurant industry, and how you're treated like a lower form of life by the customers and management. The Subway guy is going to the big house. Is it OK to make jokes about him getting raped in prison? We think so. J-Mo saw evil murderer, Don Blankenship, and he didn't know what to do. What is the best TV show theme? We talk about joke thieves and why they're garbage people. We talk about the 90's. Aaron brings us the SubReddit of the week. The strangest period report yet, AND SOOOOOO MUCH MMOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This week on Pillow Fort Radio, we pay tribute to the GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME ON ANY POSSIBLE TIMELINE, Forrest Gump. We are joined by very special guests, Bonnie & Megan. These young ladies are a recently engages-conservative-Christian-same-sex couple, and they love each other very much. But there is one man that could ruin it all. MMMMMmmmmmmmmmm Henry Cavill. We talk about prescription drug abuse, and why there isn't much being done about it. Megan's mom is a maniac that must be stopped. We talk a bit about the ineffectiveness of the government. Megan and Bonnie talk about what it's like to be a gay couple in West Virginia, and surprisingly, it's not all great. Another installment of the subreddit of the week. A SUPERsized Period Report... AND SOOOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!!! iTunes Stitcher Soundcloud PodKicker

The time has come, Pillow-Biters! Episode 15 features a comprehensive, in-depth, encyclopedic, scientific discussion of Lenny Kravitz's shvantz. Aaron thinks Bernie Sanders looks like he has bad breath. Donald Trump is a twat. We talk about what our entrance music would be if we were fighters. Apparently, air conditioning is a patriarchal construct designed to force women to spend their hard earned money on sweaters. What's the best sports movie? WE DECIDE! Testing welfare recipients for drugs is a great, and cost effective idea that will change the world for the better. Planned parenthood is abducting children from their homes, cutting them up and selling their parts on craigslist. WE MUST STOP THEM!!!!!!! Alaina says crack babies grow into crack adults. Charles does a TED talk on Bill Watterson. Dutch shaved his big, stupid, dumb head. The subreddit of the week, the period report, AND SOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!! #TRUMPCUNT

Episode 14 IS ALL UP IN YOUR OVARIES!!! We take a little time to pay tribute to Roddy Piper, which leads to a little classic wrasslin' talk. Charles is laying his hatred down, One tater at a time. Aaron & Alaina see to be picking them up, though. We talk about Howdy Honda Housey's fight, and basically predict the outcome. All aboard the Melissa McCarthy is sexy bandwagon. Dutch is going through a rough time, and he's being a whiny little cunt about it. People with super white teeth are creepy. Chuck talks about power lifting and gets noticeably aroused. Short people... Am I right? The Subreddit of the week, The period report, AND SOOOOO MUCH MOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today, we bring you the harrowing conclusion of our two part mini-series with comedic lothario, and shockingly graceful dancer, Andy Frampton. Join us during this spiritual journey to enlightenment. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll possibly be shat upon by an eagle. We don't know what happens where you are. We hope you enjoy this very special episode. We love you.

This week on a very special episode of Pillow Fort Radio, make-a-wish-kid, Barbarian, all around sexy dude, and hilarious comedian, West Virginia's own Andy Frampton(@Frandy_Ampton)joins us for a show so massive we have to split it up and make 2 episodes out of it.Our Collective sides hurt at the end of this one. Please enjoy to your little heart's content. We love you. #BLESSED

LOCK UP YOUR MOTHERS! PILLOW FORT RADIO IS BACK! A man shoots his TV because Caitlyn Jenner got an award or something. Why not change the channel? Howdy Honda Housey has some words for Money Mayweather, and we love it. Aaron argues that he's not really a ginger. We aggressively disagree. Sinead O'Conner isn't a fan of Rolling Stone. Chuck does a TED talk about Irish-Americans and their history. We talk about Pearl Jam. More SNL talk. Aaron doesn't know the difference between Jimmy Stewart and George Burns, which is neat. Alaina spaced out because, apparently, we are boring to her. Chuck believes an apocalypse might be a good thing. MMMMMmmmmmmm Henry Cavill. Dutch Finds an excuse to play Peter Cetera's greatest song. Alaina thinks I should host a late night radio show that plays sexy music.Chuck uses the royal We. All drugs should be legal, you guys. Prostitution should be legal, you guys. Chuck and Dutch have a Jesse "The Body" Ventura - off. Aaron brings us 2... count 'em 2 subreddits of the week. Alaina b

Holy Sweet Baby Lucifer!!! Episode 11 of Pillow Fort Radio is upon us! We open up with Cosby talk. Shame. Shame. Shame. Dingdingding. Peanut Butter and Jelly is racist, you guys. Alaina is dumbfounded because of the ridiculous articles she is forced to look up. Dutch has a new toy. It's awesome. MMMmmmmmmmm Henry Cavill. The President has had quite enough of your bullshit. Chuck likes Cuba(He's a pinko commie bastard). We talk a little about UFC 189. Tom Selleck and his mustache are both cunts. Comic talk! Nerd Boners! Much laugh! Jon Hamm is a handsome, funny gentleman, but he's no MMMMmmmmmm Henry Cavill. Dutch writes weird fan fiction. Aaron has strange aspirations for his butthole. Apparently, we're not allowed to think Amy Schumer is funny. Starbuck's gives enemas? We're in! Alaina calls Chuck out for being shortist. The subreddit of the week, the period report, AND SOOOOOOO MUCH MOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!

Episode 10 is here, you guys! IT'S A CELEBRATION! In this episode we discuss how there appears to be a certain group of people who feel as though they are being discriminated against because they can no longer discriminate against another certain group of people. Aaron discusses his fever dreams. Young Clooney vs. Old Clooney. MMMMmmmmm Henry Cavill. Christopher Columbus was a cunt. TRUCK NUTS!!!! Alaina seems to have a bee in her bonnet. Chuck breaks down the Roman Empire. Aaron brags about his prowess at the gentleman's game of volleyball. We pretty much sing the entirety of "Total Eclipse Of The Heart". Aaron Made Alaina pee her pants. The Subreddit of the week, The Period Report, AND SOOO MUCH MOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SWEET SASSY MOLASSEY! We are back and we are FULLY TRUMP-ified! We are ready for the greatest businessman God ever created to become the greatest president of the greatest country God ever created! Same-sex marriage is legal as fuck, y'all! We discuss who we'd like to same-sex marry since it's now mandatory. MmMmmmmm... Henry Cavill. Boondock Saints sucks, but we still like it. The evil gub'mint is banning our sweet symbol of freedom, the rebel flag, and we are torn to pieces about it. Memories of the Kanawha Mall. Chuck makes terrorist threats, which is neat. Did you guys hear that P. Diddy hit a motherfucker with a kettlebell? There's a sexy gorilla in Japan, and we give him a new name. The Lee Greenwood Conspiracy is real. WAKE UP AMERICA!!! Aaron brings us the subreddit of the week. Alaina bestows upon us the period report. A special announcement from the desk of President Obama, AND SOOO MUCH MOREEEEE!!!!!!!!

Welcome To an all new episode of Pillow Fort Radio! THIS IS NOT A FORM OF BRAINWASHING! THIS IS NOT A FORM OF BRAINWASHING! R. Kelly's "Ignition(Remix)" should be the national anthem of these United States of America, and that's REAL TALK! Alaina thinks all hospital personnel should be the cast of Grey's Anatomy. We talk a bit about the white lady that has masqueraded as a black lady for 10 years. Randy Quaid is getting really weird, you guys. Why would you rob an orphanage? Crowd fund your life! Dutch is a closet Dave Matthews fan. GIVE ME MARKY MARK, GIVE ME ROBOTS, GIVE ME 'SPLOSIONS! An in-depth discussion about the little skits that used to appear on hip hop albums in the 90's. Chuck gets all snooty about jazz. The Belva Mall is neat. Aaron brings us the Subreddit of the week. Donald Trump is running for president, and SO MUCH MORE!!!! @pillowfortradio